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For the ladies attending bronycon · 7:00pm Jul 29th, 2019
The fastest way to my heart is by purchasing a cucumber for me to eat.
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Majin Syeekoh
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What about men attending BronyCon? What’s the fastest way for them to get to your heart, Majin?
Syeekoh confirmed to be a kappa.
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Get him a soft taco.
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Any specifics? Like kinds of ingredients, or how I should present it to him?
It would be.
ice ice ice, cold cold cold, cucumbers! and it's only one dollar!
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Present it to him seductively.
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Should I bring a beanis just in case?
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You could, but the soft taco should do the trick.
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How will he know how to find me, though? And how will I know to find him?
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The lure of the soft taco is all you need. He’ll find it, and you.
I'll get u a pickle
Beware. Most of the people who will buy you a cucumber got another they wanna stick in you.
I wish I was at bronycon guess it won't be happening anymore and I won't meet any other bronies that i would probably want to meet in person
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Very well.
It's nice of you to warn us.
Do people just sell cucumbers near Bronycon? <.< I haven't been in a few years, who knows what's changed.
Oh, the jokes I could make!
Alas, I cannot. For I shall not be there to watch you choke as I say them... it ruins it when I can't see your face.
Just so you know, at least one person on the internet now fully expects a report on how many cucumbers and/or (looking at the comments) soft tacos were presented to you at Bronycon this year.
(By which I mean, I can confirm that I want information on that, and I can't necessarily speak for anyone except me, but it seems probable that someone else is curious too)
So bring him a soft taco full of cucumber shred.
I literally have a random cucumber that I am now tempted to bring.
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There are still other Pony conventions!
And by " eat " you mean " eat "? Or " assplay "?