Looking Back on My Stories: Day 1 · 7:53am Jun 8th, 2019

I've published a lot of stories. I'm going to be briefly looking back at them, with a specific eye for how likely they are to end up in my anthology (with some editing probably).

TThere's a Changeling On My Couch, and Other "Tails" From the Far North
MLP: FiM
Romance
Drama
Mystery
Flashpan Alley saved Ereton Parallax's life. now she's bleeding on his couch. Conversation ensues. A collection of interconnected stories from the very, very cold mining colony of Sparkler
OC
Other
Diamond Dogs
Changelings
Super Trampoline · 14k words · 34 5 · 1.3k views
Not the first piece of pony I wrote, but the first that actually got published. Of course, it never got too far, a common theme until I mostly stopped trying to write long-form stories.
Odds of publishing original chapter, and maybe the map and poem: 10/10. Odds of publishing anything else? 0/10
TDouble Feature: Too Much To Drink / I'm Dead, I Think?
MLP: FiM
Dark
Comedy
Drama
...hello? Hello? Hello, can anypony read this? Help me, please! I think... I think I'm dead? No, no, that's not right. I think... I think a cockatrice turned me to stone... I'm in the Everfree Forest and, and I'm scared.
Twilight
Spike
Celestia
Luna
Other
Super Trampoline · 2k words · 18 7 · 939 views
Valkerie Vodka is a kick ass vodka name. Maybe I'll someday finish this story or something. 0/10
EFluttershy, Why is There a Gila Monster in Your Broom Closet?
MLP: FiM
Dark
Drama
Sad
Twilight went into Fluttershy's cottage to pick up her Nightmare Night costume. But she left with a deeper appreciation of life, death, and her pegasus friend, thanks to a Gila monster in a broom closet.
Fluttershy
Twilight
Other
Cadance
Super Trampoline · 6.9k words · 36 5 · 1.6k views
Five and a half years later, this is still the longest complete story I've written. I first came up with the idea while watering my mom's garden. 6/10 odds of including in the compilation, mostly as a relic. Will need some editing.
T113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World
MLP: FiM
Romance
Random
Anthology
Ever wonder just how odd of pairings I and others can come up with and expound in 100 words each? Wonder no more!
Sex
OC
Other
Mr. Cake
Main 6
Flash Sentry
Super Trampoline · 25k words · 281 54 · 14k views
A momentous occasion: My first random comedy. I'm not going to include anywhere near all of this, but including the top 10 or 20 or 30 ships? 10/10.
TThe Many Adventures of Doctor Whooves and Fleur Dis Lee
MLP: FiM
Romance
Adventure
Comedy
Drama
Sci-Fi
The Doctor's wife dies. Fleur's fiancé Fancypants calls off the wedding. They seek the services of Madamoiselle Pinkamina and Matching Feelings, two of the greatest matchmakers in Equestria. Shenanigans ensue.
Crossover
Pinkie
OC
Doctor Whooves
Fleur de Lis
Super Trampoline · 3.7k words · 42 11 · 1.3k views
Cool ship, and Pinkie as a matchmaker is something that should be done more often. One of many of my early uncompleted stories left to rot. 0/10
ENothing Gold Can Stay
MLP: FiM
Dark
Drama
Sad
Sci-Fi
Slice of Life
After Rarity's death, Doctor Whooves Takes Discord, Celestia, and Fleur Dis Lee several billion years into the future, to watch the long-princessless sun engulf the planet Earth. Somehow, that makes things better.
Crossover
Celestia
Doctor Whooves
Discord
Fleur de Lis
Super Trampoline · 3.1k words · 32 7 · 1.3k views
Speaking of Doctor Hooves, I actually remember liking and being proud of this one. Will probably need editing though. 7/10
EI Don't Know What To Write!
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Twilight doesn't know what to write for her weekly friendship letter.
Twilight
Spike
Super Trampoline · 1.4k words · 65 2 · 1.7k views
An early writing block exercise that remains one of my highest rated stories. Will need to reread, but I recall it being very pedestrian. 5/10
TPrincess Twilight Sparkle Hangs Out In My Bedroom (Not Like That) and Keeps Me Company While I Finally Do the Saddleback Community College Geography Field Studies Morro Bay Camping Trip Post-Trip Photo Journal and Essay Assignment I've Been Avoiding
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Sometimes having a unicorn around just makes life better. I'm hoping Twilight's legendary ability to get stuff done in an organized and timely manner will help me get to that project I'm avoiding. Never mind that it was due yesterday.
Human
Twilight
OC
Other
Super Trampoline · 1.6k words · 15 28 · 1.3k views
Started to make a homework assignment more fun. Went from earnest to being one of my first sort of shit posts. And my first bomb. 0/10, though I might try to include the cover art.
TVinyl Scratch and Octavia Melody Don't Make Sweet Passionate Love on the Floor of Their Studio Apartment
MLP: FiM
Romance
Drama
Slice of Life
It's Vinyl and Octavia Melody-Scratch's fourth anniversary, and Vinyl just got home from her deejaying gig. You can probably guess what happens next. Or not.
Sex
DJ P0N-3
Octavia
Noteworthy
Super Trampoline · 2.6k words · 102 11 · 2.7k views
My first big hit, and the beginning of my tendency to use explitives and push the teen rating. If I reread it, it probably will not have aged well. 7/10
EMelchizedek
MLP: FiM
Drama
Mystery
Slice of Life
Before Nightmare moon, before King Sombra, before Discord, before Equestria, before the three tribes, before the royal sisters, I am. And tonight, I visit a very special somepony. It's her birthday after all.
Twilight
Celestia
Luna
OC
Super Trampoline · 1.2k words · 21 4 · 913 views
Really cool story idea that I never got around to finishing. First appearance of Dana Simpson's "Shield of Boringness" concept. 1/10.