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May
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2019

Cosplay Fail · 2:04am May 1st, 2019

I went to an anime con last weekend & cosplayed a character from a famous anime.

Do angled photos make me look like a 1960s Batman villain?

Not one person at the convention recognized the character.  Do you? They called me "horse guy" all weekend.

But quite a few of them lost their shit when they were standing with their nose to the elevator door, and it opened with me standing right behind it.  So it wasn't a total loss.

Wait, now I know who I want to cosplay at Bronycon: Stud Muffins.

ADDED: Okay, here's a hint:

I'd post a bigger picture, but then Google image search tells you what it's from.

Comments ( 42 )

Ask Totallynotabrony. He's pretty into anime. I have no clue.

It's a pony demon thingy LOL. Sorry, I'm not into many anime, I only stick to a few...:'/

Nice horse-human cosplay and bod. LOL. ^.^

Til Bad Horse is fucking jacked.

I can see the erection. It's all of you.

I assume it’s Batman.

5051883
You made me zoom in :trixieshiftleft:

it's Rapidash!

why the fuck do you have this many muscles jesus

5051920
he's supposed to be a stats nerd actually working out is letting the whole fucking side down do you not understand this

Damnit I feel like I should know this.

I'm also in the "totally not into anime" crowd, but that looks awesome. Nice work on you and the cosplay.

5051926
I'll give him ten actual gold coins (not actual gold coins) if he wears this to Bronycon or Trotcon.

I have no idea, but you're too sexy for my computer, apparently. The first time I tried to open the image, I got a literal BSOD.

5051950 I will gladly help you chip in ten gold (not actual gold) coins for that. Wait, didn't he show up at Bronycon in a similar but not quite as awesome outfit?

I thought for a moment you were cosplaying as a Theory Goat from Umineko, but then I remembered that they wear suits.

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5051889 It's always Batman. :rainbowdetermined2:

5051909 Rapidash was on my list of anime horses! But the con had a rule against open flames. Wusses.

5051964 Ooh! Nice. No.

Looks just like furrsuit :P and it isnt famous anime if ppl cant tell from what anime you are

AAAH, it's the vampire hunter d horse! Isn't he actually a robot?

Maybe it's Mr. Ed's evil twin, Steve.

5052004 Yes! And, no, not a robot, but a cyborg, or maybe just covered in armour. He (she?) falls off a cliff in Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust, and you can briefly see his internal organs when he hits the bottom and explodes.

So D has 2 horses in that movie. I found it interesting, comparing still frames of them, that the first horse has a lot of personality or emotional expression (more than D does!), while the second has none:

lh3.googleusercontent.com/FnEmyOBvyQXT9MrsNaix4F5EDO1Sp5zQu1p1EoXWN-Fyit4dS89AFSC5tiRrCzLgMwivbrEFQ7XK5j4WdllQX44Hx68xbnipD_s4NoMYA7u6lMygvqKhLa1G81UCbTEyTgezDJdF
lh5.googleusercontent.com/wIAbX3ORPDezUiYFdipS6vkhUVMmkp4PJHkEUru7HX4H77wXjkYdi7mVEeKY-vvPdxBFxyrUSpCQ8E6YrZzjcSORwuDmxyLqz-H48Fx_HkPZNPTOENvKEKMOWFCOMoT_PwVTRsfo
lh4.googleusercontent.com/NHi4IORgUJkK8y_vzj3hFQ74CMruwEgZ0FmykAWYn7_EC5DQ5m8rmPSiF3AI8MnDTlUViUBvKqyuqd07qWVfQnwJTxEtkCdyAw9PhSKNgpR-UwoQ8Y6Wi3QmUDhB8j_XMv_C-B9_ lh5.googleusercontent.com/wSUdoYcMHi64TaxnAe0ZwoytNBoHmG_aMqnhnxgIVfF8-fBfCvB3guvpnmFOegIdinuC4HuICJRKuhTLKkHpJiE0IFnMFk1NnSnAamN5H22YB7CxdbHGoGFzpFbDtGPq2FEBiZb2

versus

lh6.googleusercontent.com/k7HwU5ag4-zqvUWXirCDZ6Dx0QARR__P_AtYVG4WlcQjDTA-fS5Np5I9gWHU-NdrCQlJJGy57m6WPNzXyk6_2jssoaieRsJGeBKMjQ-eI-UZWy1HerJJVOj007s2wgOD9tewmJKs
lh6.googleusercontent.com/BJPfd6MDplg9fbqXqBy7i9QVqxeqQhddM9hrDegYUv0oRMdCOMIwtjSsyjJn8QRAuW3JhEB0PIQlAD6z4LdWPlMBG-0nXzeDTX1TdWQ2gx6hzPTEYVbYNk4p4ZHbIe0kfHP2ic_m
lh6.googleusercontent.com/iyvl4LCrpvHJNhOGjf2pEoj3WpgLWzK_c1h7hjQ8quU0wPjsZ-5enNuscSIIxvBDpglfG-uS3Gkfqp1-NZZ9PI_97dE9MVbBju8w_3VjOZlO22XMlyc3GYs9MZyd2PL8kOJRGnar

Did you recognize it from the cosplay, or from the clip?

Absolutely intimidating. I approve.

5052057
From the clip, although I might have recognized it from the cosplay if that was a profile. Just looked it up, can't believe there's not an animated series yet.

5052001
If I'm understanding the above posts right, he's the horse from Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust. Never seen it but it might be famous but not talked about as much as others like Bleach, One Piece, Dragon Ball and all what with the fanbases and all.

5052047

"The sooooounnd of hoofbeats 'cross the plaaiiinnnn!..."

5052105 Those are famous the way Marvel movies are famous. Vampire Hunter D is famous the way Casablanca is famous. :ajsmug:

I'm predicting half of the con attendees weren't even born yet when the last movie came out :ajsmug:

5052208

My second guess was "EQUUS: THE MUSICAL!" by Bob Fosse.

(Get yourself a little Chippendales collar and tie and you could probably turn a profit off a furry convention)

Dude, when you talk about Cosplay you're supposed to post a picture of yourself in cosplay, not how you normally look. Otherwise it's misleading.

5052294 But I added the horns and the belt. And the red circles on my shoulders. Do you know how hard it is to paint circles on your own shoulders? Hard, that's how hard.

5052320 Ah, my mistake. And I guess you took off the top hat.

Looks like a raging stallion to me :pinkiehappy:

Okay, all together!...

This is impressive
Disturbing
And makes me uncomfortable!
Impressive
Disturbing
And makes me uncomfortable!
Impressive
Disturbing
And makes me uncomfortable!
And that's how we dress as Vampire Hunter D's horse
For the An-i-me Connnnn...

(The Cheat, get that man-horse a gold trophy full of Steak-Ummms)

5052130

So you admit- noone has seen it

5051922
I lift weights ironically.

yes I'm slow at comebacks, it's a genetic condition, okay?!

5143006
The fact that this is so long that the notification for the most recent comment would have expired on FimFiction, meaning you'd have had to have actually come back to this from memory, fills me with an impossible swell of emotion

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