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Nov
19th
2018

All Good Things · 3:45pm Nov 19th, 2018

What? You don't want This Nose to be at an end? There is still more in store for Celestia, Baked Bean, Luna and the others?

Well, thankfully, this isn't the end. I have yet more adventures for the Bean (obviously), but for the moment, a short break is in order. I have a couple of ideas I want to work on, plus I really need to finish fixing up No Nose.

So, stay tuned! I will have new Bean words up before you know it, but in the meantime, be sure to check in on the discord sever or The official Prince Bean Group for the latest updates (or to just chat with some seriously fine folks), and be sure to keep your nose clean!

Okay, that last one was bad. I'll show myself out now. :)

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Comments ( 36 )

And I promise to keep prodding you with ideas.

Oddly enough, the portal’s whirling and swirling had not made Baked Bean throw up like he was afraid, but it did make him brace all fours against the ground when he landed so he could just pant for a while and recover. As Celestia had said, his form had changed when he went through the portal, with arms and hands instead of forelegs, and... well, a vertical instead of horizontal attitude. He staggered to his 'feet' with no small amount of arm-waving, only to have one hand caught before he tipped over.

"Oh, so sorry," said Celestia in her own beautiful voice, despite the strange shape she was wearing. "It looked like you were about to fall down again."

"Thank you, dear." Bean stood up as straight as he could with one sore leg and looked around with several blinks to clear his head. "I'm glad you decided to come through the portal too. I guess it's safe for little Epiphany too. And one more nice thing about here that you didn't mention." He reached up and kissed his wife on the lips, then rubbed noses with her. "You don't have to bend down for me to kiss you here."

Bean smiled broadly, an expression that began to slowly change into a look of worry as Celestia stared back, wide eyed. "Um... Dear?" he asked. "Is there something wrong?"

Wow. What a story! What cliffhangers! I'm excited to see what comes along. Chrysalis is still out there, there's a problem at Chanterlot High, Celestia is pregnant, this is going to be awesome!

gotta come up with a new nose joke eh?

4970377
It's not as easy at it looks, sadly. :twilightsmile:

4970379
how about 'Nose No Other'?

4970390
That would be great!

Oh man, well at least there more. I really love Baked Bean, can not wait to see what you come up with :)

A fine way to bring it to the end. Reminiscent of a Thanksgiving dinner and considering the timing, how appropriate.

4970390
I may just "borrow" that. :twilightsmile:

4970379
How about To Pick A Nose? Sorry, that’s probably terrible.

Well, if the story is going to focus on Celestia’s pregnancy and the birth of their little one, then perhaps something like “This Little Nose” could work.

"These Noses Will Know" Do you like this title?

4970423
Oo, that's a good one too :)

4970425
I like that. :squee!: :pinkiehappy:

Noses and Toeses.

All that I ask is that the Bean series in its entirety does not end at Celestia giving birth. I would like to see the growth/cute moments of little Nilla before we bid adieu to the Baked Bean saga.

so what wil be the next title then? This nose goes? as they go on a quest to the other world?
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Stop looking at me like that, it was clever.
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oh yeah? well thats your face!





:pinkiecrazy: :raritywink:

4970442
Haha. That’s good!

This (these) noses supposes. (Rip from singing in the rain)

Picking a nose title is difficult. how about a one shot with Bean in a race to benefit injured guards. The title just flows.

" The Nose Runs" Hold the door Kudz I'll be right out.

The Heart Nose

He Nose What's Important

A Family Nose

Maybe a far future one: Celestia Nose To Remember

I wonder if alternate celestia has an alternate bean as a husband.

So the Nose is a running gag, right?

...

I'll see myself out.

4970603
I may just cover that idea ... :moustache:

4970797
Wasn't he the janitor that constantly apologized to principal Celestia with food?

4970893
:trixieshiftright:
School dietician, actually, so a glorified janitor. :)

4970947
That one! (missed the ocupation, my excuse is that it was a long time ago)
Will we know how that budding romance (at least acordding to Luna) progresses?

4970959
It was a long time ago, so no worries there. :twilightsmile: And I do plan on covering that, yes. :)

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