Commissions OPEN: Something you probably thought I'd never do · 5:33pm Oct 12th, 2018
Well guys, it's happening. I'm opening myself up to commissions.
Why?
Well, the fact of the matter is I'm short on dosh at the moment. It's near my birthday, and I have a few VERY small bills to pay. I could try to get cash another way, but this is something I'm "good" at, so why not. Sometimes doing this is fun. And I find myself with a sudden lack of responsibilities as well, which leaves me with a LOT of free time on my hands. So, here's what's going to go down, because I'm gonna be weird about these. Read it through before you decide to contact me.
What will I write?
Literally anything. Want me to write vore? Diaper fetish? Cutesy cuddle fics? Spike fics? Yeah. I'll write any of it. No limits. Come at me. I'm actually looking forward to the weird stuff.
How much will I write?
Anything I write is going to be short. Around 1,500 words, and maybe a little over if I get really into it. If you want me to write something longer, let me know, but it's not likely to happen at the moment.
How much will it cost?
$15 flat rate. We'll keep this easy peasy. It's not going to cost you much, as far as I can see it. If you feel like tipping me? Cool, but not required. :)
How long will it take?
Here's the big selling point, imho. Once I say I'll do it and you pay, you will have your story WITHIN 24 HOURS. Seriously, I'm going to churn the hell out of these. They won't be perfect, I'm sure, but you will get them right away, and I will do my best to write them neatly and close to your specifications.
How do I get one of these done?
Send me a PM. In it, tell me what you want me to write, either broadly or specifically. When you get a reply from me saying "sure, I'll do it" you'll also get a paypal email. Pay me as soon as you get that email. If the story isn't delivered within 24 hours of that payment, I'll refund your money on the spot. I work VERY well on a deadline of this sort, and I will deliver or you won't pay. I won't say "yes" to everyone, and I'll only say yes to one person per day (probably). Because I like to focus on one idea at a time. And yeah. That's how it works.
If you come at me with "I can't pay you right now, but..." I will ignore the fuck outta you. No trades, no favors, no 'pretty please.' I'm doing this for monetary help at the moment, and working for exposure or out of the kindness of my heart ain't gonna happen.
I may even stream while I'm writing some of these. If you don't want your name on it, let me know, otherwise I'll also link to you in the description. If you have any questions, please post them here. It's first come first serve, so if you tell me you want a story sometime in the next hour, you will have that story completed for you TODAY.
I'll be doing this until I get sick of it or don't want to anymore for some reason.
So let's begin.
-Pencil
CURRENTLY WRITING FOR: Corey19, assuming I can pull this smut off! :)
(13 commission completed)
Completed commissions:
Mikesnipe: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/422116/the-nose-knows
Flutterpriest: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/422133/somethings-fishy
Fiend from the Darkness : https://www.fimfiction.net/story/422154/the-unstoppuble-party
thatotherotherguy: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/422214/tongue-got-your-cat
shortskirtsandexplosions: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/422370/super-machiavelli-girl-lyrical-golden-pinafore-daedalus-alpha-tres-cross-delta-xrd-championship-edition-accent-core-plus-r-ex-gold-28-redux-go
TheAmazingMe: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/422557/un-average-joe
Griseus: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/422618/a-middle-age
Midnight Radiance: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/422702/a-glimmer-of-something-more
Olden Bronie: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/422970/the-game-is-ahoof
interrobang_: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/423054/star-light-star-bright
An Intricate Disguise: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/423196/party-favor
Majin Syeekoh: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/423300/its-whats-inside-that-counts
Flutterpriest: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/423649/the-cone-of-shame
Might I suggest editing commissions? They seem to be in higher demand, and I'm certain there are a few people out there who'd enjoy you shouting at them whenever they make an improper tense change.
4952228
I appreciate the suggestion, but I find the writing FAR more fun, and it's what I'm up to at the moment, haha.
I'd actually be fascinated to see what you'd come up with if you were commissioned to write a story based around some terrible fetish, like diapers or feet.
Someone make her write a cute Spike romance story.
It'll be funny.
4952255
And Spike... But already suggested as I see.
4952256
Well, I just finished a Spike commission and... it's not that.
4952278
Wasted opportunity. We need the most saccharine, WAFF, hand holdy lovey dovey shlock you're capable of making.
The commission isn't the work, it's the vomiting you having to write it will produce.
How long do you plan on doing these? Because right now I might not be able to get it emiliry but I could one soon
*evil fucking smile*
Your examples pale in light the suffering I could put you though. Though, would it even phase you? Serious question: is there a limit on how many stories a person can pay you for?
4952361
I will be doing this for a while. Dunno when I'll stop though, maybe a few days, maybe a few weeks. Whenever I get sick of it.
4952379
Nope! If you have the dosh, I will write whatever you ask me to, should I have the time and inclination. I already have 4 commission requests I haven't responded to yet.