Harry Potter And The Predictive Writing Keyboard Of Granger Vore

There's probably a market for that.

(I can think of a few authors who should be run through this just to see if they make more sense.)

As always: if you don't know what it means, look it up at your own risk. (The 'chapter' and article are completely SFW.)

Ron was going to be spiders. He just was.

Harry looked around and then fell down the spiral staircase for the rest of the summer.

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[djthomp]

If you haven't seen it, you might appreciate this Twitter thread of reaction images: https://twitter.com/sketchshark/status/941096945308770304

[Seether00]

Soon you shall all be replaced. Auto-fanfiction authors: Just plug in the ship you want and it'll spit out a story.

[Estee]

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I'll just consider those to be storyboards for the inevitable short film.

The most horrible/wonderful part is that there are times when the text almost starts to go Potter on us. Some of that may be illusion: the names are there, the font is right, and so the mind is conditioned to see wizarding in progress. But there are little bits which begin properly. The launch is successful -- and twenty feet above the pad, the rocket explodes.

Dear gawds, I want to run (insert name of FIMFic writer here)'s work through this...

[Estee]

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Oh, we already have that. (Pick your own writer) spits out stories all the time!

..., actually, with (ibid author), 'spits' may be misspelled.

[Samey90]

Harry looked around and then fell down the spiral staircase for the rest of the summer.

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King Sombra approves.

[Scratchpad]

I'm still marginally a part of the potter fandom... so I can say this made me cringe. I can also state, with confidence, that my fanfics are better than this ( thankfully).

[Aotrs Commander]

Pahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Thanks, Estee. I needed that.

Seriously, though, I HAVE read worse.

[LordNobady]

I am wondering what will happen if you use the Discworld novels as a seed for it. I think it can work rather well since it is not making sense anyway.

[Booster Spice]

I jus read this article as well. The bit Pinkamena wouldve likely approoved of, as in Hermione and hot Sauce?

When they say its predictive, I wonder just how complex the analysis system is. I wanted to use up to 256 character sequences for starters, but it was the multidimentional meta sequencing that was giving me problems. Especially how to get the code to generate the effect itself as it read more.

And then I find out the data, dictionary extraction basis for AI is the Compression function from Lempel Ziff etc

[FanOfMostEverything]

My sister told me about this roughly at the time you posted this blog. I know you aren't her, but this isn't helping the suspicion that you're time-displaced incarnations of the same soul.

[Georg]

There's already a Post-Modernist paper generator. (quote) Andrew C. Bulhak uses the Dada Engine, a system for generating random text from recursive grammars. (which is cheating a little since Post-Modernism has no real defining logic behind it.) Then there's SCIgen, a program designed by three MIT students to generate computer scientific papers.

[Masalar]

The part with the frog and Hagrid had me in tears. Like, actual tears I was laughing so hard.

[wolfstorm56]

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Holy hell, I'd forgotten all about that game for like 10 years. Thanks for the throwback.

Predictive text is almost always hysterical to me, too.

[howard035]

4749764 “Give us strength, Oh Lord to let our children starve.”

[Ponka]

It's ten past twelve and laughing my ass off, thanks Estee

[Admiral Biscuit]

Without clicking on the links, how are they different than Majin Syeekoh, Super Trampoline, and myself?

[PresentPerfect]

I'M HARRY POTTER!

THE DARK ARTS BETTER WATCH OUT, OH BOY!

[PresentPerfect]

Yesterday, I introduced my friends to this.

Tonight, they were like, "You should read that again!" (BEEF WOMEN has become an inside joke.)

So I did.

And one of them fell asleep.

Feels good, man.

[Mnemonic_Horse]

Harry tore his eyes from his head and threw them into the forest. Voldemort raised his eyebrows at Harry, who could not see anything at the moment.

Several long pumpkins fell out of McGonagall

”We’re the only people who matter. He’s never going to get rid of us,” Harry, Hermione, and Ron said in chorus.

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[Spectrumancer]

This is the most glorious thing I've seen all year.

[elementAggregator]

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Dear gawds, I want to run (insert name of FIMFic writer here)'s work through this...

Careful what you wish for.

And so she simply admired Applejack for a second. Rainbow appreciated her as much as anypony could, under the circumstances. The geese were big for the first stage, but they weren't the whole design.

"Rainbow -- please stop it, " Applejack carefully said. "I just... overdid it is all. " Applejack snorted and pushed herself over.

Rainbow frowned, but she looked away. "Applejack, I've kinda proven that there was some work to be done with the geese, right? "

"That's critters for ya. Ain't even possible for them to stay with the main group... "

"... I... "

Applejack took a step back to the assault cart. It clearly had stories to tell. Ponyville proper hadn't been fighting with most of the flock. It tended to make plans difficult when ponies serving in the flanks didn't move. The geese were Big Mac's fighting team. They had to be, at least half the time. Without him getting them all being directed towards town there might not be enough force.

"Ah do it without thinking because the hayride would have been a little time with everypony here and there were no conscious effort at all to slow down. "

"I think we just need some extra space to attack at the greenhouse before Spike tries to incite them into horror..."

"What happened, Rainbow? How did it all go this far..."

They stood still for a while. It clearly wasn't enough pressure for another charge. They pushed with every chance they had, but they couldn't even get past the first barrel. There had to be a leader who believed in the geese to make Gilda squirm. They all thought it mentally.

Rainbow stared into the west orchard. "Rarity said they know everything, Applejack. is there anything left for us to do? "

"Well, t'night I thought you'd make Gilda do somethin' wrong before she could reliably direct observation. "

"What do you mean? "

"That's outta the last remnants," Applejack told her, hooves planted within a cider stand.

"I don't really like where this is going... "

"Y'shouldn't, Rainbow, y'shouldn't."

[Ripple]

Times like these I really, really wish I didn't know what "vore" meant.

[James Fire]

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Time to shatter your innocence. Probably not best to google it, but maybe you should. For research

Either way, here is a SFW link to urban dictionary.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vore

[devas]

I'm sorry. Whenever I contact you I seem to dredge up recondite bits of particularly cerebral horror.

Pornography made by machines exists.

What's really concerning is the fact that it's made specifically to smear anybody's reputation. Who are you going to believe? People you trust, or your lying eyes? Are you trusting the right people?

[Ripple]

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I was stating that I already know what Vore means, and I wish I didn't. Reading the words "Granger" and "Vore" next to each other is bringing up all sorts of unpleasant mental images.

[James Fire]

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I'm blind, woo.

[Justy]

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I like to imagine this is what the Daring Do bootleg from Sonic Rainbigot reads like.
After all, running something through multiple less-than-stellar translations has a very similar effect.