Announcing an Account of Apprehensive Ascension - by Twifight Freckles Wednesday Truculence. · 7:57am Oct 20th, 2016
We all swear to our basic moral values - at our most private core selves, there is little in the way of movement that would suggest that we've dedicated ourselves to any changes that'd warn outside influences to consider us as otherwise judged - unless we'd unexpectedly undergone some manner of rehabilitation or dramatic religious upheaval, we're always as we have been perceived. We are wired the way we were meant to be wired, by upbringing and parental influence and media and punishment, whether we like any of it or not.
Unless we dislike anything enough to make a conscious decision to change it, there will be no change made whatsoever because we haven't been hurt enough by the initial offending affliction. We are hampered by our personal manifests, and manufacturing any altruistic alterations without severe mature consequences is akin to every choice we've made in our adult lives - taking into consideration our current thought processes and circumstances, perhaps we have the ability to make some manner of change in our patterns but ... is it CONVENIENT?
Oh, did I not mention that? There are no life-changing alternatives left, unless they're EASY TO IMPLEMENT. We are strictly involved with altering patterns enough to make them habits. Diet, exercise, sleep and work ethic... there is no "OVERNIGHT SUCCESS" to be had anymore. These are all we live for, and to maintain a healthy balance, we can't simply "change" ourselves. To initiate a reasonable fluctuation, we have to create small changes and ignore how much they affect our inherent laziness. That's it. Otherwise? You will fail! FAIL!
DO NOT GIVE UP YET, MY WRETCHED OFFSPRING! YOU WILL MOVE SLOWLY, MOVE METHODICALLY, AND MAKE YOURSELVES BETTER! YOU DESERVE TO LIVE THE FULLEST AND BEST OF LIVES, AND I WILL INSIST YOU DO SO! OTHERWISE? I WILL BERATE YOU INCESSANTLY! YOU DON'T WANT THAT!
HOWL WITH ME, MY POSITIVE-THINKING CHILDREN! WE SHALL EAT THE HEARTS OF THE TUMULTUOUS UNDESERVING, THOUGH ONLY AFTER TRIMMING THE FAT AWAY! THAT WOULD BE HEALTH-CONSCIOUS! AWOO-OOO!
Hello, my friends. Here on the northern tip of the sinking island Questionable Sanity, there is an abundance of ... nothing, except you bloody lot. I appreciate your taking the time to join me, and I must insist that you wwear floatation devices if you elect to venture into the surrounding waters - dangers abound in and around the flora of my blogs, so yannow. Especially the "grammar and spelling mistake" sharks. THEY ARE VERY LETHAL, BY THE WAY!
I have recently been posting pictures here after starting an account on Deviantart, mostly for my FiMFiction page, although the rest have been for folks I love and simply MUST give something - such as Dusty Sage, Phazon, Skeeter the Lurker, and ... well, more to come. I got a hold of a vector program called CorelDRAW12 that I'd learned to use some thirteen years ago, and haven't seen since - thankfully an old friend had a copy, and he was willing to share. WOOHOO!
WOW. WHAT A DIFFERENCE IN MY LIFE. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THIS TIME, CORELDRAW12!?
... because I have been obsessed with making art again, although I had no idea I could ever still be good at it - especially vector art pony stuff, albeit now it seems obvious that CorelDRAW12 was MADE FOR PONY ART because it IS vector animation - I have created a Deviantart page. So far it has been an incredible experience, especially for the friendship I've made with Shivannie. I've discovered some notable comrades there in less than a mere three weeks, and a lot of them are authors here too! YIKES! Artists that write?? ... I should have known, really.
One of these friends, a fellow named Brony250, just uploaded his magnum opus:
• Rise of the Apple Princess: After waking up from a nightmare she has little memory of, Apple Bloom is stunned to discover that she has become a fully-fledged Alicorn! She quickly heads to Twilight's castle, in hopes that the princess will be able to shed some light on her sudden transformation. Unfortunately, Twilight is just as baffled as the new Alicorn filly, leaving only Celestia herself who could possibly have the answer. But both Princess Celestia and Princess Luna have gone missing, leaving more questions than answers. Could Apple Bloom's dream have a connection to their disappearance?
Check out the cool cover art here by Novaintellus.
Mostly, I have been corresponding with Shivannie, whose art just blows me away! She is SO AMAZING. If you're a Deviantart member, go and give her llamas. SHE NEEDS LLAMAS!
So uh, wow! MILESTONE TIME! I never expected to get to this point, though mostly due to Skeeter the Lurker posting my avatar efforts in his blog, I have since gone beyond the INCREDIBLE FOLLOWER NUMBER of 222! HOLY CATS AND CUPCAKES! I am SO grateful for everyone that has followed me since the beginning, the middle bit when I was never here, and the recent chaotic time when I have published stuff, then vanished, then come back, and uh... anyway! YOU ARE ALL AMAZING!
Please welcome these recent members of the Swarm WITHOUT HARMING THEM IN ANY WAY, you buncha beloved bloodthirsty mutants: Spectral, scootaloo96, Sky Melody, Brony250, Menelaus Redz, Nharctic, F1utt3rShI, Snapplejack, Kiryu2012, Reaper6883, and Navieka - who has been adding almost all of my stories to their bookshelves while I've been typing out this blog! I am ... speechless! Thank you, Navieka! HAVE A COOKIE!
... I only have Oreos. YES! BEST COOKIE EVER!
222 FOLLOWERS! Wow... I am beyond words! I uh... er. Wait. After looking through my follower list, I have to wonder why half of them are deleted accounts?
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Here's a picture I did recently as a possible replacement for Phazon's avatar, which I find hilarious - he and I have since moved on to more specific ideas, but ... imagine Fluttershy and a Metroid trying to coincide, hm? C'mon! C'MON! SO FUNNY:
So there you go. Love you guys! Now you know, and knowing is half the battle - enjoy yourselves! AWARDS OF THE HEART UPDATE COMING SOON! Check out the new cover art I made, by the way:
Good, right? Like it? HATE IT!? Spoilers? I know how Phazon feels about it, but... c'mon, look at movie trailers these days. Am I breaking any particular laws? Spike is SO HAWT!
The llama has been sent, The Apple Princess read, and I have all but Awards of the heart completed. Now, I must slumber...so I can READ MORE!!!
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Sleep well, child! The sun will rise, the day will move, and ... ponies. Written ponies. PONIES. Oh, and work, friends, uh ... that's my life, anyway.
That headache voice rant sounds like the strangest self-help seminar I've ever heard. Still better than Shia LeBeouf.
Blasphemy! Sacrilege! I prefer chocolate chip!
Although the blood donor organization I go to leaves Oreos in the snack area for people after they donate. They're not bad. I just wish they had better salty snacks. Like maybe saltines or some Lays or maybe those "popped" popcorn-flavored corn chips. But no, all they have are pretzels. I hate pretzels.
Also, it's worth noting that the Fluttershy Metroid picture you see here is a 4th draft, and started off as an improved version of my current Stone Mask Fluttershy avatar. Twifight was immediately inspired to go in this direction by a (rather inaccurate) comparison of Metroids to brain suckers, and this one seems to be a time-lapsed version of the second and third drafts, which feature Fluttershy giving the little guy a hug and getting latched onto. Having seen those, I can't help but notice the lines under Fluttershy's eyes, as well as the whites of her eyes getting dimmer...
Oh shit, I think it might be killing her. Someone should probably do something about that...
*sips his tea*
"We are wired the way we were meant to be wired, by upbringing and parental influence and media and punishment, whether we like any of it or not."
Yep.
"I yam what I yam and that's all what I yam." -- Popeye 3:16
Oh, Headache Voice, how I have missed thee.
I like your new work! (And your little signature lol)
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Gratzulations on your followers, well deserved I'd say! Keep the awesome stories and blogs full of questionable sanity a coming!
Yarr... I rather yearn for the dark inspiration that comes from the madness within but alas, it has been quiet as of late. Or meh... maybe I'm just too damn lazy to get anything artistic done.
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What's better than chocolate chip? Homemade ice cream sandwiches made with chocolate chip cookies
Is that Metroid suppose to be THE BABY?!
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I has been summoned :3
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What kind of ice cream? Mint chocolate chip? Double chocolate chip? Cupcake-flavored?
And you're not authorized to make that reference.