Mother's Day Gone Awry Righteously - by Twifight Consideration Schedule Finished Forge. · 3:53am May 23rd, 2017
Love is an ever-splendid thing, given carefully these days due to those abusive few who outright ignore the gift - or eat it raw without a hint of mint sauce, which is just grody in my opinion.
Lessons learned hard are the ones that stick best in us, and there are countless examples available via social interconnectivity, proving BEYOND A DOUBT that love is grossly abused and recklessly handled by idiots - myself, as in 'she who basks gratefully in the glow of the warming hearts of her children', I am ALWAYS delighted and humbled for whatever offerings might come, and appreciate how much they sustain my want to live beyond these paltry escapades.
I would not be here anymore without them. Or those who continue to follow me, send me messages, tell me that I mean something to them, as they do to me... yannow. I only have so much resolve at my disposal.
On May 14th, I was given a card by my beloved skirmish commanders Hunterz263 and theburningone94 via Deviantart - WARNING, THE IMAGES MAY BE UNCOMMONLY HUGE FOR GROSS EFFECT:
... this is amazing. One of the most wonderful, most bolstering gifts of honest love that I've had the fortune to receive. I am still without words to describe my emotions, although I have tried several times.
TO REPEAT: this... this remains one of the most honest and beautiful gifts of love I've ever received, and I cannot say enough about how it has impacted my life. Yes, we ALL are bound to merciless requirements and soul-leeching toils, but there are moments when you have to recognise that there are wonderful people that actually CARE ABOUT YOU and go out of their way to SHOW THAT LOVE.
This is one of those very rare times when I am left without words for the sheer beautiful kindness.
REJOICE WITH ME, MEMBERS OF THE SWARM! RECALL YOUR UNSWERVING LOYALTY TO THE LOVE THAT WE ALL SHARE, AND THE RIGHTEOUS MOVEMENT THAT BOLSTERS OUR COMMITMENT TO THE WAR WE WAGE AGAINST INJUSTICE!
HOWL, AND SHARE YOUR VOICE WITH US! HOW-OWOWOW-OWL! BURN THE WRETCHED, EAT THE MEEK, AND BUILD YOUR DESTINY! AWOOO-OOO!
Uh, I got nothing. Um... hi? Hey! How are you? Oh good, just being me. You good? Cool, cool.
Just accept this glimpse of the immediate pony future, and uh... despair? LOVE IT? I dunno, I love it:
ENJOY! MUCH LOVE EVERYONE!
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (This is coming from a moth the size of a cat (a dog even). Totally not ridiculous
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You'll always be ridiculous and wonderful to me.
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Also happy belated Mother's Day, Momma! Me n my bro got our rl mom a KFC bucket for Mother's Day. Uhh... he ate most of it <_<
Ok, maybe I did too a bit a lot.
Ok, I might be bad at giving gifts. Although there was this time I gave my best friend handcuffs and butt toys as a gag gift for his birthday. That amused him. And he did end up using the cuffs with a lady friend... I might be bad at this. Or good at this?
Oh! I know! I will leave a comment somewhere in your name, Momma! :3
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As one of the exalted beloved, you need not owe me anything. However, thank you for the Mother's Day wishes.
I do love KFC and butt stuff. Sometimes that's the same thing. Ahem.
*Sees a Mother's Day post from Twifight Sparkill*
*Promptly checks the date and time on his PC's taskbar.*
I swear, I almost considered the possibility that you live in some crazy far off time zone, because Mother's Day was almost nine days ago for me. Then again, your Fimfic page doesn't have nearly enough people wishing you a happy Mother's Day. This should be rectified...
*Sees the second photo, and tries to read the tags on the bottom of the computer screen...*
#assexpansion
#bodyinflation
#Lakehylia
Nope, definitely not your computer. Lake Hylia is a location in the Legend of Zelda video games.
Also, I find it hard to believe that they'll alicornify Starlight so soon. The reason they wrote Starlight into the show is because the writers have no idea what to do with Twilight now that she's a princess, so they had to create a new Twilight. There is no way in hell they're going to introduce another replacement Twilight to replace their replacement Twilight.
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Aw. That's the second-most lovely thing I've received this Mother's Day. I don't live in some crazy time zone; instead, I'm only ever physically active some three out of seven days of the week, subsisting upon insects and YouTube upvotes. You know, like Markiplier!
... anyway.
No comment. LA-LALALA-LALA-LA. I would have had #charlesbarkleynaked included, eh.
Starlight is the saviour we need! SERIOUSLY! Before Twilight's ascension, we were forcibly connected to the introverted central character unicorn genius to a point of near fanatic adoration! ... or I was, anyway. When she suddenly succeeded as an alicorn (for reasons none of which really make sense - so like, some ancient unicorn wizard cast this spell and fucked it all up, so your mentor instructs you to cast the SAME BROKEN SPELL, except you eventually fix it because FRIENDSHIP thus GAIN WINGS AND ULTIMATE POWER AS A RESULT), a majority of fans couldn't follow along wholeheartedly. Starlight is a broken soul with no discernable solution to fix what ails her.
JUST LIKE ME!
... I mean, like a lot of other folks. I don't watch much MLP anymore, eh. However, I did see the last episode, um... Season 7, episode 10: A Royal Problem. I LOVED IT. Starlight, oh Starlight... you are my new purple smart, in all the right ways.
No, you're quite right - she won't get wings, but the fandom MIGHT GIVE HER WINGS for being the right unicorn at the right time to SAVE THE SERIES. That's worth a bit of alicornication, methinks.
Also, hugs Phazon.
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There's also a Spencer's coupon on the desk, whatever that may mean :3
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SPENCER'S!? GROSS!
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Happy (Belated) Mothers Day Twifight! Rejoice Indeed!
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AW! Thank you, Navieka! You're sweet, as always.
How sweet are you, exactly?
I have REJOICED nearly EVERY DAY since having received THIS BEAUTIFUL ANIMATED GIFT, bestowed upon me by a SECRETLY AMAZING PERSON some while ago who MUST REMAIN ANONYMOUS, so... yeah.
Let's just call this a tie, shall we? Yes, let's do that.
That is pretty cool.