Out of Context Screenshot Theater #294! · 6:00am Feb 29th, 2016
Also, this:
I guess I'm supposed to declare independence or something? I find it amusing that I reached this particular number of followers on the same week Persona EG reaches the calendar date of July 4.
"I have a bazooka, your argument is invalid."
Translated from Platypus speech:
¨Uh, Doof, your bazooka got mailed to me by mistake.¨
"Let's see your countdown-to-fire lasers compete with this!"
And that was the day the couples' counselor stopped making house visits.
We swear Ms. Lane its a line launcher.
Don't worry, it's licensed.
Lady: "Dr. Doof, there's a platypus with a rocket launcher here to see you."
Doofenshmirtz: "Oh, he's just here for our weekly rivalry."
Also, a day in history. I'm a serious history nerd.
"Your three o'clock thwarting is here, Dr. Doofenschmirtz."
"Should we be worried about the rocket launcher?"
Doof: No. No. He's pretty tame. It's the cannon he can bring that we should be worried about.
Or
"This is why any evil genius has robot henchmen or at least a locked door."
Did someone order the Agent P with extra P... for pain?
This was actually like Heinz's wedding night.
Well... This just got awkward.
Well, it's currently the 180th anniversary of the Battle of the Alamo, so I guess that would fit...
I believe someone ordered a rocket launcher from Platypus Mail.
*over radio coms *: RPG!!!
Scorestreaks: Not just for Call of Duty
You can't be Perry the Platypus, you have a fedora and an RPG! Come in!
Doofenshmirtrz: Perry the platyapus, why did you bring- Oh, I see. Well this is awkward. You see what I meant was, we would all be PLAYING an RPG, not BRINGING an RPG.
Perry:
"Perry the Platupus, I think we need to talk about canon again."