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Tentacle Slaphappy


Never tried it, yet I still think it's delicious...

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  • 473 weeks
    leaving

    I have decided to leave fimfiction and mlp forever.

    Im being honest about this.

    Also, im actually a stallion

    And a compulsive liar.

    Calling everyone poni pone was actually my way of being condensening.

    I can't spell that last word but I don't really care.

    I also did not think at all of committing suicide. I was just joking.

    Im actually really afraid of people

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    happy Valentine's day!!

    So did somepone wish you to be their Valentine? :3

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  • 486 weeks
    happy birthday 2015

    "Yay!" Says the tentacle pone.

    She then huggs the newly born year. 2015 looks strangely at her. It asks, "Where? What?"

    This prompts another bubbly chain of tentacly huggs. "You'll give us great things, I just knows it!"

    Without questions, 2015 accepts this.

    The tentacle pone nudges it forward, let's get you started. 2015 moves allows itself to be pushed forward without comment.

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Jul
9th
2014

Sorry to my followers · 6:55pm Jul 9th, 2014

I am going to unfollow all 1106 of you so that I won't miss blogs from this poni.

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Comments ( 43 )

What. Why?

Unfollowing 1000 members? That's gonna take a while.:rainbowderp:

I'd better hurry up and take advantage of the twilight of my follow.

Wait, you were actually following me back? :unsuresweetie:

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ugh, yea I know, but at least I'm half way now. take advantage of the twilight of the what now?

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Twilight of the you following me.

It's gone now, though. At least I'll always have my memories.

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Twilight of the you following me.

um...? ok? I think? *nudges a muffin in your direction and then goes back to unfollowing*

2269734 ...Why would you do that?:raritydespair:

Nice knowing you! :twilightsmile: You traitor...

2269876 That last line though

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shh!!! don't tell him that...!!!!

2269904 What man? Nice knowing you! :twilightsmile:? That's nice though, isn't it?
I got you man

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Thanks! :twilightsmile::twilightsmile::twilightsmile: Thank ye. :)

Okay,:fluttercry::applecry::raritycry: but still, why would you do that?:rainbowhuh:

Okay, but why?:raritydespair::raritycry::fluttercry::twilightangry2:

Just check Drama's blog posts everyday. Go on his page, and click "Blog Posts" and you can see his latest news.

So thats why I lost a follow...
I was scared I did something to make someone upset.:fluttercry:
I'm okay with this though.:eeyup:

you know you could have just gone to their page periodically and checked their blogs there, right?:trixieshiftleft:

This seems a bit extreme....

Man... Alright then, but I'm still gonna follow you. :rainbowkiss:

And here I thought the two of us were getting along swimmingly. I suppose I was incorrect in that assumption, eh? Well...Whatever! I don't even care! You're a stupid...butt...face...person!

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No! Don't go... I-I followed you back! See? :fluttershysad:

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Wise choice on your part...

Nah. Not really. I bring virtually nothing to the table. Except drug-addled candor and apathy.

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Sure you can, pumpkin! D'aaww! Just look at that widdle face! So...what would you prefer to hear? I have two generalized categories: opioid/dissasociative apathy and stimulant induced obssession and psychosis.

Choose wisely..................nah. Both choices are dumb. Lose-lose, really.

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SQUEEE!!! You are just the cutest, little thing ever! Really! You're cuter than a puppy and a kitten wearing tiny, fuzzy sweaters trying to crawl into the same house slipper! Oh...oh God...it's too much...overload...brain....poop...

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I hope you're happy, Slappy. You just gave me an aneurysm. Now I can't remember my own name or how to do basic arithmetic.

Worth it.

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Lol, since when did anyone call me 'Slappy'? :rainbowlaugh:

Also, can you solve (60.5x/11)+2!=13?

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Well, I'm not going to call you "Tentacles." *shudder* Whaddya' want from me? Workin' with the best I got here. Cut me some slack, woman.

And that's an unsolvable equation. Adding a multiplication sign (x) right next to a division sign (/) is oxymoronic and renders moot...oh no, wait...that x is just the algebraic sign for an unknown number...my bad...hold on...that was a brain fart...

Answer: I believe x = 2.

2 x 60.5 = 121. And 121 / 11 = 11 again. And 11 plus the factorial 2! still adds up to 13. I think the factorial after the number 2 is moot here, because there's no recursive context to dictate the number's value to be anything other than just...well...just 2. (I.e. 2! can represent numbers like n! = n * (n – 1) * (n – 2) with n dictating the value of 2! in accordance to what the recursion graph says it to be.) But I could be wrong. I ain't all that bright after all.

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Huh, you even explained the problem out too... Yup, you are correct. :twilightsheepish: (sorry I'm late) And you can call me Tenty, most people usually do. :pinkiesmile:

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"Tenty?" How in the Hell am I supposed to work in a phallic reference with that? Hmm...well...I can make a "pitching a tent" joke...meh...nah. That's garbo.

And you have impeccable timing, my dear. You've caught me just as I've gotten off work....that's mighty convenient...how would you even know that?... You're not...you're not uhh...staking out my apartment right this moment, are you?

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... O_O

Nope, what would give you that idea? *Stops peeping.*

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*squee* Awww! Even when you're doing something completely unnerving, you somehow still manage to be so adorable doing it. It ain't fair, really. Invalidates my formerly well-justified indignation.

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You "guess?!" Hey! Well, then...up your's, lady. That was high praise, I piled on you.

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