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Bad Horse
Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.
Bad Horse
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Who?
Somehow, without ever (as far as I remember) having seen those words before, I could tell they were Lovecraftican. There's just something about the way that man could jumble together his vowels and consonants.
2013117 Let me google that for you!
The Black Goat of the Woods With a Thousand Young.
I ship it.
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8f/Shub-Niggurath.jpg
Welp...I guess you're pretty much fucked then boyo.
Well, that's fine. Better than Ghanatothoa.
This is going to result in a bunch of novelty accounts.
For maximum referential humor, "Azathoth is watching you".
EDIT: Turns out there's already a user named 'Azathoth".
>The Panopticon is watching you
2013135
I ship Shubby so goddamn hard.
(It helps that the six-gun gorgon dynamo is one of the smartest, most helpful characters in that comic.)
Keep in mind, he/she/it was always watching, you just only received the news today
Well, then.
I guess that means you're doing something right.
Iä! Iä! Demon Goat of the Woods With a Thousand Young!
"Mooo---oooo---ooom! Sis is gazing at me again!"
"Frankie Kafka, how many times do I have to tell you? If Abby is staring at you, you just stare right back!"
forum.subterraneangames.com/attachments/cultist-chan-jpg.586/
2013135
No foolin? Shub-Niggurath x Bad Horse?
2013119
As could I, immediately, and I've never even read any Lovecraft.
2014055 (I think you mean Freddie N., not Franky K.)
2014909
You're right. Damn. It's like confusing Puck with Ariel, isn't it? Or Peter Griffin with Homer Simpson.
2014530
OTP 4 lyfe
Wait. I just realized. Bad Horse hasn't been hit by that fimfiction user shipping meme that's been going around.
As much as I'd like to ship my self with him, being the dark romantic sod that I am, I think that Bad Horse would be well suited with Jedi Master Ed.
What? They seem to get along enough compared to a lot of interactions I see in the comments. Like, a lack of animosity. Horse even plugged Ed's blog once, and that's saying something.
*wink wink nudge nudge*
There's prolly not even much of an age difference. I mean with me there's like a one or two decade gap or something.
Plus, here's the kicker. Monochrome fucking horses. I can't see avatars usually cause I'm on a mobile like 99% of the time, but those two are the only ones I've seen with monochrome motherfucking horses for avatars. It's like a match made in heaven...? Horse hell? I dunno... but Ed's looks scarier with the stare. Horse's is... classier. Charming, if you didn't know he was going to enslave the shit out of everybrony, given the chance.
Speaking of avatars, has anyone seen a user with a Sisters of Mercy logo avatar? I'd like to be shipped with them. I mean, I use a 69 Eyes logo for mine. Kinda fits... not really. Or maybe I should just swap out for a Sisters of Mercy logo myself every now and then cause I mean come on, it's the bloody fuckin Sisters of Mercy! Sing this fuckin corrosion to me in the mother fuckin temple of love, baby!
Err... anyways, ship Ed and Shaggy. And fuck that whole thing about Jedis and relationships. Anakin got away with it. And I'm sure many others did. Especially Twi'leks.
And he squee's, Ed. He friggin squee's like an adorable little bugger :D
This has been highly educational.
2014055
Bump
I looked at Shub-Niggurath's profile and it's filled with faggotry. I was very titillated c:
It's quite obviously a sign that EdHorse as a pairing was meant to be.
Touch horses. Doooo eeeeeet...
2018186
If we ever did I fear it would look a little something like this:
calbuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/spy-vs-spy1.jpg
2018270
Aww... it's like pointy things and explosives have become a form of endearment between the two of them over the years.
The angry sex between the two of them must be quite passionate... well, when they're both alive, that is. Even then, it's the thought that counts.
Hey, the two of them have enough explosives to destabilize a country, possibly one they mutually love to hate. *more winking and nudging*
Heeeeeey... black and white spies, just like your avatars. Well, Bad Horse's looks like it should be a brown horse, but it's monochrome so I guess it's still black.
It can't be a coincidence.
No, I refuse to take off my yaoi goggles 8D they were a present from Uncle Bakla!
2018374
So be it:
fc03.deviantart.net/fs18/f/2007/186/5/0/Spy_Vs_Spy_Fanart_by_DarkPenguin.jpg
(Rule Number...what, Thirty-Three-and-a-Third?)
2018621
Yessssssssssss
Also Rule 33 1/3:
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2023840
My Rule Thirty-Three-and-a-Third was "If it exists, there is yaoi of it."
Your, however, seems to be "If it exists, someone has played Tetris with it." Which I actually prefer.
2024138
I thought 33 1/3 was softcore stuff. Wouldn't a yaoi rule of everything be something like Rule 34 amendment G or something? Amendment Y? Or would that be confused to much with yuri?
This is Braeburned's sketch depicting the invention of the 96. It's pretty much the tamest thing he's drawn with horses touching.
But yeah, it appears that he also invented pony Tetris at the same time.
I would also like to say that Braeburned is the gayest bloke of all time, but that honour goes to Uncle Bakla. No one is gayer than Uncle Bakla.
2023840 I would find that picture funnier if I were sure they weren't unicorns.
2024480
Oh, what a dirty mind you have, Bad Horse. I completely missed that little innuendo between Caramel and Big Mac (at least I think it's those two in the pic). Here I was, thinking it was simply a wholesome family oriented pic of Pony Jenga.
...You know, I wouldn't trust them if they were Pegasi, either. This reminds me of a fic by bats called "Double Wingboner, Double Penetration", written as a celebration to Twi's ascension to surfboardhood- err... Alicornhood. Rainbow gets very imaginative, with flexibility to match, bridging her back to Twi's moaning delight. Oh, and throbbing wings. There is that, too.
And that is why sacred art of 96 should never be trusted by anything other than mud ponies and zebras :)
Oh look, some ponies are playing Mount Your Friends in the new MLP MMO:
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i.imgur.com/S1DOZro.jpg
Rather scary.
i.imgur.com/3s0NhZo.jpg
Rather ominous.
I got the creepies in me jimmies.
Someone get me some Canada Dry, please.
fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/330/d/5/pinkie_pie___smile_by_zobe-d4heiza.png
2018186 Damn straight it was.
Oh fucking Christ:
i.imgur.com/lnINW3g.jpg
Somepony please help me. I don't want to be mounted by a goat.
2070057 Wut u say
2070057 Don't make eye contact. Wait, no; that's what I say about you.
2070416
You must like my eyes then; you were looking into them an awful long time.