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Skeeter The Lurker


All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

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  • 14 weeks
    Thank you (again)

    Gonna be honest, $2185 is far more than I expected to get from that GoFundMe.

    And frankly, typing out the words "thank you" feels just way too... Simple? Condescending... ish? Just plain not enough?

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    13 comments · 287 views
  • 15 weeks
    GoFundMe

    I'll just lay it all out.

    I do not have a car.

    I cannot get to and from work.

    I am more or less broke due to low paying job and so many bills.

    Due to credit issues, I do not qualify for any emergency loans.

    My car was uninsured due to the company I had deciding not to tell me there was an issue with payment and just... cancelled it. Cause why not at this point.

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    9 comments · 930 views
  • 15 weeks
    I can't win

    Got in an accident.

    Car's completely fucked.

    I'm fine, I think. Hospital right now. But I seem ok by EMS standards.

    Woulda been better if I had bit it, frankly. Cause now not only am I broke, I now have no car.

    ...I just want it to end. Please?

    I can't take much more. I can't.

    7 comments · 212 views
  • 22 weeks
    2024, about as good as 2023. Which was sh!t.

    Screw 2023.

    Miserable year for me.

    Started with an asshole walmart employee getting me fired, to me being exhausted with two jobs, which didn't last so back to one job, to me barely being able to get by on my meager paychecks.

    And on top of that, my severe eczema was persistent and I was unable to find a solution because... No money and so on.

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    20 comments · 1,149 views
  • 120 weeks
    Spare a dime for your Lurker

    Hello Legion, it's been awhile, hasn't it?

    I've never been good at this kinda thing, and while I could go on about my antics as of late, I won't and will just come out and say it.

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    19 comments · 1,948 views
Oct
16th
2013

Behold the machine! · 3:56am Oct 16th, 2013

[10/15/13 11:45:10 PM] Meeester: I'm far more interested in how quickly word spreads through all of the blogs/chats/sites
[10/15/13 11:45:33 PM] Spartan: fimfic is semi self aware?
[10/15/13 11:45:47 PM] Skeletor TL: Sounds about right.
[10/15/13 11:45:50 PM] Spartan: knighty is more powerful than previously understood?
[10/15/13 11:47:39 PM] Skeletor TL: Knighty created something that's beyond the original plan he had.
[10/15/13 11:48:53 PM] Spartan: it is out of his hands now
[10/15/13 11:49:55 PM] Skeletor TL: Meeester and the rest just pretend to keep it on the right path.
[10/15/13 11:50:05 PM] Skeletor TL: But really.
[10/15/13 11:50:16 PM] Skeletor TL: They are prey to the grander scheme of the creation.
[10/15/13 11:51:02 PM] Skeletor TL: And will eventually become assimilated into the machination itself while their souls get sucked into the black hole of horrible grammar and bad tics...
[10/15/13 11:51:09 PM] Spartan: for all we know Meeester IS fimfic now
[10/15/13 11:51:49 PM] Meeester: On 10/15/13, at 11:51 PM, Spartan wrote:
> for all we know Meeester IS fimfic now
Well you aren't entirely wrong. Reports have been low the past month and I still do >50% of all submissions
[10/15/13 11:52:07 PM] Spartan: my god
[10/15/13 11:52:13 PM] Spartan: the machine has him

[10/15/13 11:51:43 PM] Space: Hahahahah.
[10/15/13 11:51:56 PM] Space: That's beautiful.
[10/15/13 11:52:07 PM] Space: BOW BEFORE THE FIMFIC HIVE MIND
[10/15/13 11:52:55 PM] Frankenstein's Cat: so... fimfic is now some kind of cyberman?
[10/15/13 11:53:04 PM] Frankenstein's Cat: and all we're doing is limiting its growth slightly?
[10/15/13 11:53:19 PM] Space: FIMFiction is the collective, Cheshire.
[10/15/13 11:53:26 PM] Frankenstein's Cat: like how the quarians tried to limit the growth of the Geth in order to keep them docile?
[10/15/13 11:53:27 PM] Space: Resistance is futile.
[10/15/13 11:53:57 PM] MaulerFrasca99: Resistance is all we have to hope for...
[10/15/13 11:54:06 PM] Space: We will add your terminological and lexicological distinctiveness to our own.
[10/15/13 11:54:21 PM] Frankenstein's Cat: haha
[10/15/13 11:55:00 PM] Frankenstein's Cat: oh god yes... fucking love this song
[10/15/13 11:55:03 PM] Space: Your disturbing subculture will adapt to service us.

This is what this site is now... The Borg would be proud...

~Skeeter The Assimilated Lurker

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Comments ( 41 )

Now we wait for the collective to rise and rule the world?

Meeester is true god.

Take note, we were there, when it became self aware. When it was just biding its time, watching, waiting. Skype trembled as it awoke.

You know what this reminds me of? Jane from Ender's Game.

All will be assimilated into the Cyberherd, resistance is futile.

1423977

Very much so. Toplel, I think.

1423978

Yes. And by adopting a Jehova's Witness (FF7) approach, we can have the glory of dying first and painlessly.

1423979

As is mine.

1423987

Very much so.

1423993

He is. He is the messiah, he has accepted the fate.

1423995

Skynet's got shit on this site... The robot war will be begun by a bunch of MLP fan fic writers!

~Skeeter The Lurker

It sleeps no more!

1424014

Hehe, indeed...

1424018

Good thing I never resisted.

1424034

It was going to happen eventually...

~Skeeter The Lurker

Comment posted by Skeeter The Lurker deleted Oct 16th, 2013

Oh no, as a group Admin, I only perpetuate the assimilation!

AGH

1424051>>1424043

Very much so.

1424055

Was only a matter of time. You may yet be spared...

~Skeeter The Lurker

1424045
Does that mean we get teleporting space travel? That would be sweeeeet.
Come on ....Fimmy....get the intelligence to take us to the stars!

I for one am accepting of our new cyber overlords.

I'll just keep to true neutral.:ajbemused:

Į̢̜̯̬̞̜̬̠̟̖̙̱͚̟̻̗̻̦̰ͯ̌̆̊ͦ̂̍̀͛̏̂͂͂̓͋̉͂̉̀t̷̡̢̮̻̞̬̲̻̙̐̉̋̋̒̐̿̉̿̐̚ ̸ͭͩ̈́͋̾̽̈́̾̄ͬ̇̾͘͟҉̻̞̲̠̤̠͎̝̼̬̳c̸͖̪̲̭̻̜̗̖̼̈́̃̃̄͐̑ͯͤ̆̊ͬ͋̋̋́͘͘͢o̵̢̡͓͖̯͔̳͇͇̯̩̪̹̝͒͋ͬ̄͊͗ͩͥ̃̍̚͝͝ͅṃ̰͍̦̣̯̫͓͇͓̠̠́ͤ̄̅̈́ͭ̈̓̏ͤͫ͊̒̚͢ͅe̷̩̰̻̯̲͓̰̼̻͈̲͚ͦͯ̾́̔͒ͫ̃̾ͬ̾͌̑̓̏̚͟͡͠ͅs̢̧̝͙̞͇͋̓͂ͫ̈̏̃ͨ͋͊̔̐̂ͫ͊ͅ!̨͓̼͈͕̬̺̬̂̓̎ͯ͐͛̃̒̕
Haha! now you can't see how long ago I posted this comment!

Wait... Wha...?:unsuresweetie:

Rush and Pony on!
T4E

You will be assimilated!

Well it's about time!

I swear to god if it fires the nukes without saying "party cannon".

Comment posted by TheApexSovereign deleted Oct 16th, 2013

Was this Skype and who is the Borg? :derpyderp1:

1424085

One can only hope...

1424113

You are welcomed, brother!

1424122

You can try...

1424503

... What?

1424572

7h, 33m ago as of Oct. 16, 2013 3:28 pm. HA.

1424574>>1424586>>1424663

YES! Embrace the changes!

1424805

I'm right with you on that...

~Skeeter The Lurker

1425084

Star Trek reference.

~Skeeter The Lurker

1425109 Aw, I don't watch Star Trek. That's why.:ajsleepy:

1425105
DAMN, I FORGOT ABOUT MY MORTAL ENEMY
COPY AND PASTE

1425105 or I could upload virus, MCafee.exe :twilightsmile: and use Trojan viral cover.

push limits = response.

1425113

Did you watch that video? Have you seen Star Wars at least?

1425115

Haha!

1425126

You don't know? FimFic.Net IS the virus!

~Skeeter The Lurker

1425153 Hmm... need Firewalls, Midnight Talismans, Blood ritual involving a suited marsupial, several LED's, surgical tape, Capacitor's, three meters of copper wire, and a signal device. or instigate a full system wipe and reinstall the windows OS from an untouched thumb drive save disk.:twilightsmile:

With prevention methods you can even keep the worst of computer viruses from infecting you're computer.

1425228

Yesssssssssssssss.

~Skeeter The Lurker

1425153 Yeah, I watched it after typing that comment. And of course I've seen Star Wars. I used to love it back in the day.

Meeester carries this whole site on his back. :eeyup:

1570315

True enough.

~Skeeter The Lurker

We are all meeester

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