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Sep

22nd

2013

Is birthday of me. · 3:26pm Sep 22nd, 2013

Have Bacardi, Grand Theft Auto, and potato. Take drink and turn on Xbox. Drink is not Bacardi, is melted snow. Xbox is cold desolate wastes of homeland. Is both hallucinations from malnourish. Politboro take away potato and beat for hoarding of food.

One year closer to death. Is happy day.

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