Deadpool in Equestria

by MrAquino

Join my team.

Everypony in Ponyville watched in silence as Deadpool ran around with his phone, laughing like a madman. Twilight Sparkle poked at Pinkie.

"Pinkie Pie," she spoke "whay is Deadpool acting like this?"

"Because he lost most of his sanity and can see that we're nothing more but characters by by companies for profit?" Pinkie asked

"... Uh... no... I mean, why is he running around with his phone like that? He's not taking his 'selfies', nor is there anything of interest in front of him... not unless he's seeing things through his phone."

"Oh!!! That!!! Don't worry, I too have that game!"

"What!? What Game!?" Deadpool tackled Twilight.

"HOLD STILL, PIKACHU!!!" He yelled.

"Deadpool!!! Stop!"

"NEVER!!! I GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!"

"Catch what!?"

"POKEMON GO!!!" Luna appeared next to him.

"Pokemon!?" She asked, looking around "Where!?"

"In my phone!" Luna peaked. On Deadpool's phone, a Pikachu laid on Twilight's head.

"Holy s**t! Where can I get this!?"

"With your own cell phone."

"Hold on!" Twilight yelled "What the heck's a Pokemon!?" Deadpool, Luna, and Pinkie with the rest of the taco squad gasped with anime faces.

"You don't know what Pokemon is!?" They all asked in unison.

"Uh... no... and I don't think anypony does either."

"Oh-ho-ho-ho!!! Then we'll show you! Care to join me, Luna?"

"...I am not the singing type," Luna replied, "But... yes... we shall sing." Discord summoned instruments and Music played

Deadpool

Luna

Everyone

♫I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was

To catch them is my real test

To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land

Searching far and wide

Each pokemon to understand

The power that's inside♫

♫Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! It's you and me

I know it's my destiny,

Pokemon! Oh you're my best friend

In a world we must defend

Pokemon! A heart so true

Our courage will pull us through,

You teach me and I'll teach you,

Pokemon! Gotta catch'em all!♫

♫Every challenge along the way

With courage I will face.

I will battle every day

To claim my rightful place.

Come with me,

The time is right,

There's no better team.

Arm in arm we'll win the fight!

It's always been our dream!♫

♫Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! It's you and me

I know it's my destiny,

Pokemon! Oh you're my best friend

In a world we must defend

Pokemon! A heart so true

Our courage will pull us through,

You teach me and I'll teach you,

Pokemon! Gotta catch'em all! ♫

Discord did his solo guitar solo for the song.

"Oh yeah! Get that guitar rift!" Deadpool said, holding out his phone. "You're attracting the Butterfree's!"

♫Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! It's you and me

I know it's my destiny,

Pokemon! Oh you're my best friend

In a world we must defend

Pokemon! A heart so true

Our courage will pull us through,

You teach me and I'll teach you,

Pokemon! Gotta catch'em all! ♫

The sudden crowd of ponies around cheered, though Twilight was on stage, confused looking.

"Uh... that's very interesting." she commented "but... what exactly is a Pokemon? Can you give me a list?"

"...Twilie... get ready." Deadpool spoke "And folks at home, I know I have a one song limit per chapter, but this is an exception... and this all G1! Luna, if you please?"

"Of course." Fluffle Puff prepared some pictures of Pokemon. Luna cleared her throat as she floated on a cloud.

♫I want to be the best there ever was.

To beat all the rest, yeah that's my cause.♫

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey

Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey

Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly

Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree

♫Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all

Pokemon!

I'll search across the land, look far and wide,

release from my hand the power that's inside.♫

Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck

Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres

Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff

Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff

♫Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all,

Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon!♫

Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix

Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax

Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow

Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro

♫Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah!

Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah!

Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon!♫

Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea

Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell

Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew

Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu

♫At least 100 and 50 or more to see.

To be a Pokemon master is my destiny.♫

Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke

Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon

Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee

Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie

"We're at the halfway point, doing great so far." Luna commented

"We?" Deadpool asked "What's all this 'we' stuff? I'm doing all the hard work!"

"Breaktime's over, here we go!"

Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy

Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby

Lickitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran

Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan

♫Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah!

Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah!♫

Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill

Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey (Pokemon)

Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong

Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon

♫At least 150 or more to see.

To be a Pokemon master is my destiny.♫

Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing

Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp

Ninetales, Ekans, Omastar

Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, Magmar

"Whoa, catch your breath Wade." Luna spoke, gently tapping Deadpool's shoulder "Shake out those lips."

"It's downhill from here, just 24 more to go." Deadpool replied

"Now it gets tricky so listen real good."

Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine

Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos

Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone

Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom

We're almost home!

♫Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeow!

Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, huaw!

Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon!♫

Charmeleon, Wartortle

Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl

Omanyte, Slowpoke

Pidgeot, Arbok

That's all folks!

♫Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all

Ooh, Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon..

Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all

Ooh, Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon..

Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all

Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon!♫

Deadpool fainted. Luna poked at him.

"Hm... Deadpool has fainted." She said, followed by holding up a Pokeball herself. "It's super effective." She threw the pokeball and 'captured' Deadpool. "There we go... and, for this occasion, Deadpool, we'll have our own battle when you wake up... a roleplay you're certain to love... what's the sexiest Pokemon, though?" Many of the ponies immediately walked away as fast as they can... though many stood in line as the Taco squad sold Pokemon merchandise, including some bootleg games

Author's Note:

Just got Pokemon Go... can't... stop... playing!!!

Have more Pokemon crap!!! Gotta watch 'em all!!!

Comments

[Mal Masque]

I am not surprised in the slightest you wrote this chapter. Pokémon Go is awesome, I've caught fifty different Pokémon, gotten ridiculously lost five times, and had to deal with the app crashing only fifteen times! GO TEAM MYSTIC!!!

Now I gotta ask anyone and everyone: Who is YOUR favorite Pokémon?! Mine is a tie between Houndoom and Hauntar.

[DarkSpider]

Didn't see that coming

[Spyro the Night Fury]

Mr. Aquino you may want to calm down and put the phone down? as a friend i am concerned for you

[MrAquino]

7386429 None of these.

[MrAquino]

7386436 GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!

[Spyro the Night Fury]

7386505 yes i know but do you know how many there are? i mean that over 1,000 Pokemon to collect!!!! Just Back away from the phone and nobody will get hurt.

[MrAquino]

7386618 Oh no! I'm gonna explore, get out of the house, and be Healthy AF finding these Pokemon!!!

[Spyro the Night Fury]

7386621 i can understand the healthy part good for you. however if you stop to think that this maybe candy crush in disguise. think about and DEADPOOL.......STOP BEING CRAZY with Pokemon GO!!!!!!!!! I CANT STOP LAUGHING MAN!!!!!!!

[MrAquino]

7387552 The only times when I stop are during work, going to bed, and when the servers are down... And the last happens more than you think

[MrAquino]

7387684 Don't expect anything philosophical... Just stupid jokes and 4th wall breaking