Deadpool in Equestria

by MrAquino

After the Fact: Only Hippogriff, Silverquill

Deadpool stood on the back of an angered looking Luna, who flew through the sky, heading back to the Canterlot castle!

"Go my trusty steed!" Deadpool yelled "Make haste for the cake gobbler!!!" Luna grumbled to herself in anger.

Hey! Stuffy!

Ugh... what is it?

I have a question.

Is it about if we should do something sexual on Luna?

... As much as I would like to say that, but no, this is actually more of a social question.

... A social question!? Are you crazy, or did something kill him?

I'm pretty sure I'm still crazy, but my question is this: Why do we enjoy crossovers?

That's... a pretty good question. I'm sorry, but I can't explain that on my own.

"But I know someone who can help us!" Deadpool spoke. "See ya Mooncheeks!" Deadpool jumped off Luna's back and disappeared in a puff of red smoke.

"Oh thank goodness!!!" Luna exclaimed.

At Fluttershy's house, the particular pegasus was having tea with what looked liked a griffin, but had the hind of a pony. The top of his head all the way to his chest was covered in white feathers, followed by a light brown color on the coat & wings, having talons on his front legs, but his back was a pony's plot area, where it was a lighter shade of brown, had yellow, work horse looking hooves, and a white tail.

"Oh my," Fluttershy spoke "I've never meet a griffin as nice as you."

"Please," he replied "I am no griffin, but a Hippogriff."

"Hippogriff?"

"Easy as this: you're right about my front being that of a griffin's, but on my... back area, I am a pony with a cutie mark, like you!"

"How fascinating! Why aren't there more like you?" He paused and stared awkwardly.

"Um... you see... uh-" Deadpool appeared in a puff of smoke, piledriving Justin Beiber onto their table and destroying it!

"RKO!!!" Deadpool yelled

We're doing that joke again?

"DEADPOOL!?" Fluttershy yelled in a state of panic "What are you doing here!?"

"This!" Deadpool ran to Fluttershy & picked her up in a warm hug, gently squeezing her and scratching behind her ears. The pegasus mare quickly calmed down and began to doze off. Being Careful as possible, she was placed into her bed.

She's so cute when she's asleep!

Deadpool returned to the Hippogriff, who only stared with one of his eyes twitching.

"Silverquill?" Deadpool asked. The Hippogriff shook his head.

"That's me." He replied

"Care to an episode about Crossovers?"

"Well... I would... but-" Deadpool pulled out his shotgun

"But!?"

"...LET'S GET TO IT!!!"

*Insert an image of Deadpool riding on Silverquill's back as Silver navigates through a battlefield of lasers as Deadpool fires at the Death Battle competitors*

"Okay," Silverquill began "If any you don't know what a Crossover is, it's usually about two or more characters, usually different heroes meeting each other for the first time. Usually, each side comes from any location, whether it would be a different time in history, a different country, or, in many cases, from different worlds or universes, usually different franchises. Of course, that's used in today's time, whereas olden crossovers are used in old Greek legends."

"Hold on a second," Deadpool spoke "So are you telling me that there was a story of something like Hercules and Perseus rowing a boat together?"

"Well... not like that. Most of these crossovers were usually short, containing a sentence or a small conversation between the two, sometimes, it's just referencing someone."

"So... it's more like being a cameo or a reference rather than a true crossover?"

"Exactly! Though they weren't famous nor used a lot until comic books!"

"True that!"

"Of course, these are usually shared universes from the same comic company. You're really suitable to the famous Marvel Superheroes & villains, right?"

"Hell ya! I still keep in good contact with my best friend, Spider-Man!"

"See, that's what's special about this. Comic books usually do this as a means to expand their world, make it more alive and feel connected rather than each hero doing their own thing, which would still be exciting, but not as full of life. The real problem, something that I may enjoy, is the continuity: to understand why these heroes are like this with each other, you need to read past issues until they first meet, and even then, you may need to read past issues as to what lead them to meet each other.This is really time consuming, usually expensive, and, can actually not be fun... at least until they release a comic collection in which that saga is in order. But fret not people, Comics aren't the only thing noticable for crossovers, but many others."

"Yeah! Just check out the Video game crossovers with ME in Marvel Vs. Capcom 3!"

"How... did you do that!?"

"'Cause I'm Deadpool!"

"Well... okay... but that's just one thing. Videogames are really excusable for their crossovers, since we have a lot of fun and, since we're not really in it for the plot but for the gameplay, this excuses the weak stories.

"Unless you're Angry Joe or Mortal Kombat Vs. DC Universe!"

"Oh please... don't remind me of that."

"No promises! And while we're on the subject, we can't forget how T.V. does crossovers as well!!!"

"Hey... where's the Simpsons-Futurama crossover?"

"Ugh... I don't to sound like Paleosteno, but he's right."

"Well... wanna show off some movie crossovers?"

"...Nah."

"Why not?"

"With some exceptions as Who Framed Roger Rabbit and The Avengers, most crossover films have been notjhing but the 'Vs' titled movies."

"And... is that a bad thing?"

"Let's see here... Alien vs Predator, King Kong vs Godzilla, Freddy vs Jason, and now, Batman vs Superman... yeah... they all suck!!!"

"And why do they suck?"

"They all have one thing: a third party!"

"Third party?"

"Usually a group that we as the audience are FORCED to watch instead of, oh, I don't know, the thing we ACTUALLY paid to see!!! Seriously, this is almost as bad as MrAquino's own 'Humanizing Effect' in movies."

"Humanizing Effect?"

"The thing that isn't nor doesn't look like a human will not get the screen time, but become more or less secondary characters to their own movie. Case in point: Godzilla, Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja tortoises, and the Transmorphers."

"...OH! That makes a lot of sense!"

"And as for the Avengers... you're lucky I'm not in the mood of killing you, and yourself are an awesome guy, but... I think we should end this chapter."

"Chapter? What do you-" Deadpool grabbed Silverquill and took a selfie with him! "Oh... just a selfie? Weird. Well, I'm Silverquill, and I like to say-"

"MICHAEL BAY-SPLOSION!!!"

Author's Note:

Silverquill's channel! If you're reading this Silver, go on, YOU ARE AWESOME AND HILARIOUS!!! (Apologies for the explosion, though)
Anyways, some news for you all: Phoenix Comic Con.. If you are going over there, please, feel free to meet me in person! Feel free to give me any gift (just as long as it isn't NSFW) or request me for anything from a photo op, a challenge in any videogame, or just to ask me any question regarding "Deadpool in Equestria" or any other of my works, please, feel free to do so. My father won't be going, but I'll be with my cousin (except Sunday) and, exclusively to Saturday & Sunday, I'll be with my Best Friend Matt Cooner, A.K.A., MadGamer1228.
If you don't know what I look like, 26:45. I'll have a goatee and shaven head during the event.

Who should Deadpool meet next!? While that's happening, HIT IT!!!

Comments

[CrimsonEyedPrince]

Yay! Silver quill! he's my favorite reviewer. I always enjoy his point of view and he always makes some great points in his videos. Anyway, this chapter was awesome. I love how you made it seem like an episode of "after the fact".

[Fictional Fanatic]

The last video got me good.

[MrAquino]

6015043 thanks. Wished those"vs." Movies were only about the two sides and not the third, along with the lack of humanizing in movies that's suppose to star a monster as the main character (Why I love Guardians of the Galaxy, Homeward bound, and the original teenage mutant ninja turtles.)

[Mr beaver Beaverton]

6015043 silver quill was my idea

[MrAquino]

6015890 He was requested by multiple people.

[Mr beaver Beaverton]

Oh,sorry

[MrAquino]

6017088 don't be. Just know that I do what's requested the most... Most of the time.

[MrAquino]

6017379 the one that was my friend's is real and was up before this was made, but he cancelled it.

[CrimsonEyedPrince]

6015208
yeah the humanizing effect in movies sucks majorly. I prefer movies that focus on the thing it's about, though the first alien movie gets a pass due to sheer scare factor.

[MrAquino]

6019013 also, DC SUCKS!!! Not because of Batfleck, (Batman movies have a history of "really?" Actors that then made their movie awesome) but I mean the fact that we're not getting a Batfleck movie BEFORE the vs. movie, how Superman is a complete psychopath, Jessie Eisenberg playing as Lex Luther, how DC is rushing to make a Justice league movie, the Suicide Squad and Jarred Leto's Joker looks like something a cosplayer would wear (To all cosplayers: I don't hate you guys at all. When Hollywood does that, it makes them look beyond stupid), andJared Leto joker drives a purple street car (a Porsche?) with it's license plate saying "HAHAHA". This is why Marvel is reigning supreme.

[CrimsonEyedPrince]

6019136
let's not forget the fact that DC also completely fucked up the Green Lantern movie as well (which really pissed me off, as Green Lantern is my favorite superhero). Marvel so far reigns supreme and if they don't fuck up their next big movies, they shall continue to do so. especially since the movies are so far leading up to the infinity crisis storyline. My only dissatisfaction with marvel so far is their spiderman movies. it should not be that hard to make a good spiderman movie!

[janmathew]

Excited for the new chapter. I'm pretty sure you haven't had a selfie some other characters from the show like Big Mac, Mayor Mare, Bonbon, The Quills and Sofa guy named Jerry, the background ponies with no names, etc.

Hopefully, DP will meet them is another chapter

[MrAquino]

6019259 eeyup!

[BronyPro2402]

6019259 I know this was probably months ago but technically Fox owns the rights to the Spider-Man franchise movies well up until now, I think Marvel has the rights to him again so hopefully they'll come out with better movies for old Web head