Blackjack and Litlepip left Deadpool's house. Blackjack was still p***ed at Deadpool's friends making her sing like a robot, but was calmed down as Littlepip walked beside her. Deadpool, on the other hand, heard something familiar.
Is that... Polka?
Oh great! The virgins are here!
"This isn't regular polka!" Deadpool announced "It's... WEIRD AL POLKA!!!" Running like a bat outta hell, Deadpool ran to the town center, where a crowd was gathered around two ponies. Both were male & earth ponies, but one was blue with a simple black mane & his cutie mark was the awesome face with a gun on it's head. The other was yellow-orange with a brown, Pinkie looking mane & tail, wearing a yellow collared shirt and his cutie mark was an accordion.
Who are those two!?
Well... the blue one is Animatedjames.
... I... don't remember him.
He's the guy that made the Sonic vs. MLP videos.
OH!!! What about the other?
I would guess Cheese sandwich, but this one's an accordion, not, well, a cheese sandwich.
Hold on a minute. Are you saying that's-
"Hello everypony!" The Cheese Sandwich pony announced "The name's Alfred Matthew Yankovic, but please, call me Weird Al."
"And I'm just a random guy." Animated James spoke in his disinterested tone.
"And I'm Deadpool!" Deadpool announced, appearing right next to the two wearing Polka gear. Before the two could say anything, Deadpool began to play the music. The following result was a cross between these two songs that are polka parodies of other various songs, as it switched between both Weird Al and Animated James, singing the respectful songs they made themselves.
Well... he's certainly becoming lazy
Yeah... almost as if he's-
Don't say it.
ILLUMINATI!!!
"That was fun!" Deadpool yelled, jumping into the air like an idiot.
"Deadpool!?" James yelled in surprise. "You're marvel, this is Hasbro, how are you here!?"
"One word: Didney!" James stared into space, but, luckily for him, didn't go into a statue phase as Starlight Glimmer.
"Oh."
"Those were great polka skills!" Weird Al commented
"Stop it!" Deadpool replied, blushing past his mask while waving his right hand like a woman.
"I do wonder though: why aren't YOU a pony like us!?"
"...Typical." James commented "Are any of the other guys here?"
"Of course there is!" Deadpool spoke "Just look out there!" They both turned and saw Discord running away from KP.
"Get away from me!" Discord yelled
"NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!" KP yelled.
"And over there." Deadpool spoke, pointing to Solrac standing next to Flufflepuff.
"COCKADOODLEDOO!!!" solrac yelled, literally blowing Fluffle Puff away.
"And over there." Sonata ran next to Pewdiepie and Markiplier, as Sibsy chased them with Mando right behind her.
"DUCKY!!!" Sibsy yelled
"That's not a duck!" Mando yelled
"And-" Deadpool paused, seeing BlackGryph0n and Michelle Kreiber standing alone "Wait a minute... where's Pinkie!?"
"Pinkie!?" Weird Al asked excitedly "Last time I saw her, she was with me."
"WHAT!?" Both Deadpool and James asked
"Well... not really me, but Cheese Sandwich."
"Cheese sandwich is here!?" Deadpool yelled, picking the two up by their tails. "WE MUST SEE THE SHIP SAIL!!!"
"The what!?"
"It's a term used on the internet to describe two characters falling in love." James simply spoke. Deadpool ran like a bat outta hell, going to the park! After a few minutes of running, they stopped at a tree and found the two ponies together.
Aw... young love.
Yeah... let's imagine he's Flash Sentry.
"We're not gonna kill him!" Deadpool yelled to himself. "And I totally doubt he'll try to kill Pinkie when she's turning into... rocks? Hey James! Do you plan on making Maud sing-"
"OH HELL NO!!!" James interrupted "I'm tired of that stupid song!"
"... Your loss!"
"'Ello!" Pinkie and Cheese Sandwich greeted themselves, appearing right behind Deadpool and causing the two other to jump back a bit.
"Hold on," Pinkie spoke "Who's that!?"
"I have no idea!" Cheese replied. He walked to Weird Al and looked at his other face to face. "Are you... my brother!?"
"I wish!" Weird Al replied. "Name's Weird Al!" Weird Al extended his hoof to Cheese
"...Cheese Sandwich." Cheese shook Weird Al's Hoof. The two locked and shooked.
"And no one cares about me." James commented. Pinkie gasped and appeared right behind him.
"OH-MY-GOSH!!!" Pinkie yelled
"Oh please! All but her!"
"Hey James," Deadpool spoke with a low growl "that Mr.Cake cosplayer." James's pupils shrunk and he shivered, then awkwardly smiled as Pinkie approached next to him.
"So... you enjoy polka?" Cheese sandwich asked
"I LOVE Polka!!!" Weird Al replied "You enjoy Cheese Sandwiches!?"
"I LOVE it times ten!!!"
"SELFIE!!!" Deadpool yelled. On instinct, Pinkie grabbed James and threw him in the sky as the Half brother jumped in the air as well as Deadpool took the Selfie with them! James feel to the floor, but got up, wiping himself off. Pinkie approached to him.
"Here," she spoke "let me help you!" She just tapped James on the cheek were a certain Mr.Cake Cosplayer punched, and James fell to the floor instantly, Knocked out!
"And Remember Kids," Deadpool spoke in an announcer's voice "No one wants to be a Squidward!"
The Equal Four. Diamond Dust, Party Favour, Sugar Belle, and Night Glider. Either that or Gilgamesh from the Mighty Warrior of Epicness
yes gilgamesh
Ok, how in the **** could i have possibly missed this? this i HAVE to see.
Gilgamesh! (you should make sure that shinigamisparda is okay with it just in case though!)
Oh truly Gilgamesh would be fun
5874685 WHO THE F**K IS Gilgamesh!?!?!?
hmm, good so far. only just started, so its gonna take a while to catch up. but one things missing... theres one thing i love about deadpool, no matter what hes in, whether its comics, cartoons, or video games, he KNOWS hes in one. he should know hes in a fanfic. so much potential there. couldve had him complaining at the start about things being toned down to take it down to a t, saying an m rating fits him so much better. or fun idea, have a chapter intentionally start out poorly written, then he could say 'f**k this, i could write this s**t better . in fact..." he could come out of the computer and tie you up. then write it himself, then it starts getting good.
5875554 well... That's what happening between Deadpool and I right now. You may have to read on to see what happens next, but Wade is fine with the teen rating, as he agrees to not do anything that HE considers crazy (Ex: Have a sexy scene with a particular crazy pony, for he's much older than her. He has limits, believe me!)
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ill have to take your word on that one. overall, great job so far, kerp it up.
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well first, look up a story here called "the mighty warrior of epicness". itll give you an idea. then google him from the final fantasy series, youll see what he was based off of.
5875783 JOKES ON YOU; I FIND THE SONG CATCHY AND I LIKE IT! SO HA!
I just got rickrolled
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(Laughs in Memes)