//------------------------------// // Join my team. // Story: Deadpool in Equestria // by MrAquino //------------------------------// Everypony in Ponyville watched in silence as Deadpool ran around with his phone, laughing like a madman. Twilight Sparkle poked at Pinkie. "Pinkie Pie," she spoke "whay is Deadpool acting like this?" "Because he lost most of his sanity and can see that we're nothing more but characters by by companies for profit?" Pinkie asked "... Uh... no... I mean, why is he running around with his phone like that? He's not taking his 'selfies', nor is there anything of interest in front of him... not unless he's seeing things through his phone." "Oh!!! That!!! Don't worry, I too have that game!" "What!? What Game!?" Deadpool tackled Twilight. "HOLD STILL, PIKACHU!!!" He yelled. "Deadpool!!! Stop!" "NEVER!!! I GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!" "Catch what!?" "POKEMON GO!!!" Luna appeared next to him. "Pokemon!?" She asked, looking around "Where!?" "In my phone!" Luna peaked. On Deadpool's phone, a Pikachu laid on Twilight's head. "Holy s**t! Where can I get this!?" "With your own cell phone." "Hold on!" Twilight yelled "What the heck's a Pokemon!?" Deadpool, Luna, and Pinkie with the rest of the taco squad gasped with anime faces. "You don't know what Pokemon is!?" They all asked in unison. "Uh... no... and I don't think anypony does either." "Oh-ho-ho-ho!!! Then we'll show you! Care to join me, Luna?" "...I am not the singing type," Luna replied, "But... yes... we shall sing." Discord summoned instruments and Music played Deadpool Luna Everyone ♫I wanna be the very best Like no one ever was To catch them is my real test To train them is my cause I will travel across the land Searching far and wide Each pokemon to understand The power that's inside♫ ♫Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! It's you and me I know it's my destiny, Pokemon! Oh you're my best friend In a world we must defend Pokemon! A heart so true Our courage will pull us through, You teach me and I'll teach you, Pokemon! Gotta catch'em all!♫ ♫Every challenge along the way With courage I will face. I will battle every day To claim my rightful place. Come with me, The time is right, There's no better team. Arm in arm we'll win the fight! It's always been our dream!♫ ♫Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! It's you and me I know it's my destiny, Pokemon! Oh you're my best friend In a world we must defend Pokemon! A heart so true Our courage will pull us through, You teach me and I'll teach you, Pokemon! Gotta catch'em all! ♫ Discord did his solo guitar solo for the song. "Oh yeah! Get that guitar rift!" Deadpool said, holding out his phone. "You're attracting the Butterfree's!" ♫Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! It's you and me I know it's my destiny, Pokemon! Oh you're my best friend In a world we must defend Pokemon! A heart so true Our courage will pull us through, You teach me and I'll teach you, Pokemon! Gotta catch'em all! ♫ The sudden crowd of ponies around cheered, though Twilight was on stage, confused looking. "Uh... that's very interesting." she commented "but... what exactly is a Pokemon? Can you give me a list?" "...Twilie... get ready." Deadpool spoke "And folks at home, I know I have a one song limit per chapter, but this is an exception... and this all G1! Luna, if you please?" "Of course." Fluffle Puff prepared some pictures of Pokemon. Luna cleared her throat as she floated on a cloud. ♫I want to be the best there ever was. To beat all the rest, yeah that's my cause.♫ Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree ♫Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all Pokemon! I'll search across the land, look far and wide, release from my hand the power that's inside.♫ Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff ♫Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all, Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon!♫ Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro ♫Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon!♫ Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu ♫At least 100 and 50 or more to see. To be a Pokemon master is my destiny.♫ Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie "We're at the halfway point, doing great so far." Luna commented "We?" Deadpool asked "What's all this 'we' stuff? I'm doing all the hard work!" "Breaktime's over, here we go!" Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby Lickitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan ♫Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah!♫ Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey (Pokemon) Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon ♫At least 150 or more to see. To be a Pokemon master is my destiny.♫ Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp Ninetales, Ekans, Omastar Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, Magmar "Whoa, catch your breath Wade." Luna spoke, gently tapping Deadpool's shoulder "Shake out those lips." "It's downhill from here, just 24 more to go." Deadpool replied "Now it gets tricky so listen real good." Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom We're almost home! ♫Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeow! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, huaw! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon!♫ Charmeleon, Wartortle Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl Omanyte, Slowpoke Pidgeot, Arbok That's all folks! ♫Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all Ooh, Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon.. Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all Ooh, Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon.. Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon!♫ Deadpool fainted. Luna poked at him. "Hm... Deadpool has fainted." She said, followed by holding up a Pokeball herself. "It's super effective." She threw the pokeball and 'captured' Deadpool. "There we go... and, for this occasion, Deadpool, we'll have our own battle when you wake up... a roleplay you're certain to love... what's the sexiest Pokemon, though?" Many of the ponies immediately walked away as fast as they can... though many stood in line as the Taco squad sold Pokemon merchandise, including some bootleg games