[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

I am no one.

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

I wrote a horse story once.

Lurker who decided to try his hoof at fanfiction. God help me.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."