Shaking off the rust

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

"You think you know me..."

Retired, but I still check in.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

Spiral really has no idea what they're doing and they hope you like what you're reading.