• Member Since 8th Jan, 2012
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The PatioHeater


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This story is a sequel to My Little Rainbows


Rainbow Dash is a complex character, her past as mysterious as her future, made who she is by those she left behind and those who follow her still.
However there are a few ponies who are more important to her development than most, those that made her the mare she is today.
That's right, it's that cliche, her family.


This is a rewrite of my first My Little Rainbows. While it follows a similar timeline it deviates somewhat with more and better ideas, also it is written so much better, so much so I believe it deserves to be republished under a new story. Plus I just want to give the original watchers some closure after nearly five years.
It isn't even close to canon anymore as so much has happened since I planned this, hence the AU tag.

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Join Pond Water, a Unicorn all the way from Trotland, as she lives her life, starting from beginnings of hardships and great misfortune, to her adulthood, where things didn't get much better.

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This is the story of Rainbow Dash and her family.

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Discord escapes from Celestia's statue of imprisonment and goes out to wreak chaos. But he meets a certain grey Cellist, and decides to make a bet with her.

(Crossed over with a song).

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Twilight takes her and her friends through her inter-dimensional portal to discover new possibilities (although Pinkie Pie has already done all that).
When they reach the other side and find very little, they return home a bit disappointed.
However, this will reveal something about Equestria that I'm sure none of us would like/find a little annoying.
NOTE: this story has a random build up to it that lasts a while but I tried to make it entertaining (if I didn't do this then the story would be really short). And it's not so much about anyhing in particular, just another random idea I had that I wrote instead of sleeping.
WARNING!!! This contains tickling induced urination.

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Celestia has a sudden brainwave that enlightens her about her nephew Prince Blueblood, and she goes sees Twilight Sparkle for help.

Just to let you know, I wrote this in roughly an hour and a half, so don't expect any top-notch grammar and that, I just had this idea and rolled with it.

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The Mane 6 decide to go on holiday after Twilight and Applejack get into a bad arguement...


Reviewing my old stories, this is definitely one of those I would delete. I won't though, I'll let it stand as a monument to just how bad I can be, a lesson to myself and all those who see it.
Don't read it. It's not worth how bad it is.

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Big Mac wakes up one morning after one of Pinkie Pie's parties, and he sees a sight that will haunt him forever. A sight which nopony or indeed nohuman would ever want to see... And it's up to Luna to prove just whos fault this is!


THERE IS NO ACTUAL SEX IN THIS! I just thought I should say that. It's just mentioned strongly for comedic effect and it is important for the story. And if you think the first chapter is bad enough wait until you've read the rest of it (lots of innuendo)! So, if you are likely to be offended by this sort of thing, this may not be the thing for you.

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