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Hysterical. Glacial.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

You never know where the green beans are going to land.

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A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

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I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?