I write for you

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.