Heya! I'm a Dutch guy with a weird sense of humor who sometimes writes stuff.
Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.
Author of "Filly Fooling," "Cuddling," and "Spread."
I am an artist at heart, but sometimes I write stuff here. :P
I am a simple writer of some relatively unknown skill. I am also insane, mentally unstable and with limitless creativity. To an extent.
Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.