Applejack will always love you 'cos that's jes' how she is, sugarcube <3

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

Pfffffffffffffttt....

I'm beginning to think there is seriously something wrong with me.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

The NSFW stuff of someone who is far too careful.

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Hunter, fisher, father, son, husband, rescue Greyhound owner, and occasional fanfic writer.

space is a waste

Im Batman...err...Mare-do-well!

Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D