I'm just a guy who loves to write.

My hobbies include yelling at my microwave, having an existential crisis, and video games.

The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short and the pen is very sharp.

Fand of Agatha Christie and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle; I combine these with FIM.

Do I really have to type my bio?

All bow to the all mighty Jam!

If a tire was on fire during a blizzard, would you stay close to it and keep warm, or run from the awful smell?

What the hell is a pony?

I don't always write fics, but when I do, they're about ponies.

The freshest beats available any time, here. Also, the freshest ships and editing. Seriously, if you want me to edit something send me a PM. Please. I'm so bored. Also my favourite pone is Vinyl.

Time flies. Have fun. Preferably not at the expense of others.

I'm relatively new to the world of fanfiction, but I do have a real deep passion for both MLP:FIM and writing.

Just a fella looking to finish what I started

BACK FROM THE DEAD!