I'm told Equestria Online is a lot of fun once you get into it, since the game world adapts to your interests. But what happens if you don't even know what kind of pony to play? At least it's not like my character is a choice I'll be stuck with forever. Right?
Set in the world of Friendship Is Optimal.

Note: This story was intended to be much shorter. As a result, the tone and POV change after chapter two, a known problem. I'm considering going back and editing that shift. Suggestions welcome.

Peter is letting himself be talked into giving up on Germany as the AI called Celestia begins uploading the masses into her virtual Equestria. But he thinks more than most about exactly how uploading works, and how it might be done without destroying him, or the world.

A busy human father has finally made time for watching a baseball game with his son. Turns out the league is a little unusual, but that's a good thing.

Inspired by a sign on a community message board. Yes, it's actually on-topic.

A Collection of Fables intended for the Enlightenment and Entertainment of young Mares and Stallions, and to instill Respect for our wise Rulers by pointing out sundry Follies of previous Ages.

(Warning: This is incomplete and I don't know if it'll ever be finished. I understand if that makes it unsuitable.)

"Prismatic Velocity", Infernal Exalted, distantly remembers something horrible having to do with her wings and not being fast enough. When she meets a diplomatic agent of the Unconquered Sun, they start to remember that this really, really isn't the world they belong in. Can they find the way home?

Joining the Wonderbolts isn't as fast or simple as Rainbow Dash imagines. Soarin thinks about his own mentor, Dusty Roads, as he helps the new recruit see whether she has what it takes -- and whether joining is really what she wants.

(Inspired by the comic "Memories", the cover image's nonchalant pose, and the story "Moonspire Run" by TitanRising. In hindsight I should've asked TR for permission to imply that their story is considered canon in this one.)

A short piece about a friend from Celestia's childhood, who helped to teach her honesty. Told in the form of letters.