Retired author, husband and father.

Epileptic-autistic eldest of four, artist, creative, and horse crazy girl who is obsessed with entertainment media and history among other things.

I like things

I didn't really think that a potato bomb could work, but it did.

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

I am but a simple merchant that hides in plain sight, and yet I protect those who shall never know or see me. I now fight to fix my wrongdoings with the two friends I cherish most off all..

"Thug life." - Barack Obama

has depression, add, and no confidence

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

Staff Note: Found to be impersonating AskFlufflePuff.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Hi there.

Fate fell short