"Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead." ~Gene Fowler

I'm just watching Flutters punch the hell outta Pinkie for murdering the other 4.

I'm that teen-aged Yorkshireman with the vast collection of hats and a pair of mutton chops.

I'm a dude who likes ponies and war stories.

I shall vow to follow everyone.

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

Pre-reader extroadinare at your service, services are free and advice given as a helping hand!

I'm brutally honest, very opinionated and highly controversial.

Take everything one day at a time.

Ponies, etc etc.

Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!

The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.

Russian born Israeli. Sunset is best pony

Retired, but I still check in.