Yo! *Waves at reader*

Sometimes I spit out words. But not nearly as often or as well formed as I would like. Such is life.

I'm just a guy who loves to write.

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.