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Sometimes I spit out words. But not nearly as often or as well formed as I would like. Such is life.


The Warden Cerberus Takes Roll · 11:16pm May 22nd, 2013

I'm sure you all have realized by now I haven't updated Static World in over two months. So first off, I apologize for that. I most certainly am still working on it. I just got a new job and things have been hectic. I am also currently in the process of moving, but I expect things to settle down soon.

However! The chapter is coming along nicely and I might be posting it Soon(tm)! Until then though, enjoy this snippet from a future chapter of Static World:

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I don't always recommend stories, but when I do.... · 8:36pm Jan 31st, 2013

So, if you haven't already, go read Liberate the Sun by Seether00. You probably already have, haven't you? You all have excellent taste in stories. You read Static World after all.

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Sneak Preview! · 8:50pm Jan 14th, 2013

Hey guys!

So those of you who follow my blog posts, all three of you, know that I have had some technical issues. Well those are getting closed to being resolved.

But it's been a while since I've posted anything Static Worldly. So here's a sneak preview of the next chapter:

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And the Compy peed on the floor.... · 12:45am Jan 9th, 2013

Hello Readers!

First off, quick disclaimer: please excuse any typos as I am currently posting this from my phone.

Which leads to a very important question: Why am I using my phone to post?

Because my computer decided that it no longer likes power that comes out of an outlet. Yes, it absolutely refuses to power on anymore.

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Long Chapter is Long · 9:51pm Nov 2nd, 2012

Hello! It's me again.

It's that time again. You know when I tell you I'm not updating. Which you probably know. Since I'm pretty sure you guys only read this if you really like Static World. Which is great and all, but lack of updates really isn't something that's news to you. If it is, you must be new here. Welcome. I don't serve drinks, sorry.

Anyway this blog post is going to concur with an update.

"A long one?" You ask. (No you didn't, but just go with me on this.)

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I haven't been turned into a statue. Yet. · 2:31am Aug 25th, 2012

Hello! This is the part where I apologize for update times!

Now I know what you all are thinking. That title up there. You must all be sorely disappointed. You're all wishing it, I know. "It" being me turned into a statue for insulting the literary world with my little "story".

Well boo-hoo. I'm not a statue (Yet. If one of you wants to make one of me, let me know; I'd totally add your name to Static World's description).

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