I can't remember if this site informs followers when new stories have been made, I've been away for so long. Instead of researching this, I have decided that it is a better use of my time to inform you this way. Do not question me.

You can find the story here.

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On one of my drunken misadventures I wrote a short gangster-esque thing revolving around the Apple Family, just over 1000 words. I ended up polishing it a bit and giving it some more thought, bringing it up to FiMFic standard. I thought it would be a good idea to tag it "Dark" since there'll definitely be some grim subjects cropping up later, but for now it's just some mild blood and gore. There's not much there at the moment, but I will make updates in the not-so-distant future.

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I have a stupid friend who likes to mess around with my computer while I'm not in the room. This friend is an irritating git who, for some strange reason, I happen to like enough to not pummel him for the blog post he posted yesterday on my account. Nobody tongues my anus but me, nobody!!!

I'm changing my password.

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Just what it says on the tin! I uploaded another... six new songs? That's a total of ten now. They're only on Soundcloud at the moment since it's such a hassle to get YouTube to cooperate, but free downloads are enabled, as usual. Go check it out if you like. It's a mix of smooth, relaxing instrumental stuff and electronic idiocy. Enjoy!

Find them here!

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Just uploaded another song. It's been a while since I last made an upload so I didn't bother wasting time with the voting and just picked one at random. It's only on Soundcloud at the moment since I'm ill and can't be bothered to spend ages getting it ready for YouTube. Anyways, sorry about all the clipping at the beginning. Did as much as I could about that, but it wasn't enough. :/

Soundcloud link.

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Uploads are a go! This weeks most voted song was "Dissonant Hearts". Enjoy folks.

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Just what it says on the tin, you've got a full day to choose a song for me to upload. Links to previous uploads at the bottom. As usual, free downloads through Soundcloud.

Tracks to vote from:

"24-Hour Industrial City"
An industrial trance and techno track reflecting how a work day would sound, building up with business as the day goes on. It even has a lunch break. Probably my favourite track I've made yet.

"Breakbeat Insanity"

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Paradise is this weeks winner, sorry about the two day delay, my internet traffic was jammed due to a massive upload by a family member. As usual, free downloads are enabled through Soundcloud.

That's all for now folks, this is TheFIMguru signing off.

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Hey guys, it's about time I uploaded another of my songs and, once again, you guys get to vote which one you'd like to be uploaded. People have been complaining that I've not given them enough time to vote though, so I'm giving you a full 24 hour period in which to do so.

Choose wisely guys, this is TheFIMguru signing off.

1. "24-Hour Industrial City"

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Hold Onto Your SHIIIIIIIIII- is our winner. Go have a look if you like and give it a rating if you like. Free downloads through soundcloud if you want that as well. Cheers.

Soundcloud link
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