As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I used to be a great, big, perverted elephant thing. Name changed for various reasons. Now a fluffy goat boi who definately isn't a crazy murder flower.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

"We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get on my boat and save your retarded ass."

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Bird

Artist, Writer, and $#!tposter.

So slide over here and give me a moment, Your moves are so raw, I've got to let you know... I've got to let you know... ♫♫♫

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Something-something horse narrations.

You can read all of my stories, in their original greentext format, on my Pastebin here: http://pastebin.com/u/Frostybox

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I used to write stories but don't anymore. Ha Ha! Permanent hiatus.