"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

S'up, folks! I do pony fic for fun, and I hope you enjoy it! Give me a shout on Twitter @DMDash71 if ya feel like it!

Tired always.

Just when you thought things couldn't be any worse, you find out I exist. And then that's when crap hits the fan.

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.