I despair when every time I log on here it’s a shitfest of child porn and scat fetishes. For gods sake establish some level of quality here and stop featuring adults fucking children and pissing in their mouths.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Seriously. FimFiction has turned into a 4chan porn dump. I have zero motivation to contribute anything anymore when fetish fics, rampant pedophilia and blatant racism pop up on a daily basis.

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

I'd like to leave a review of this very thought provoking tale, "The Times of Good-bye" by KaranDash.

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I'm putting "Lunar Eclipse" on hiatus until I finish working on "Flight 19." F19 is so huge and complex I need to focus everything on it until I'm done; the last thing I wanna do is halfass my own story because I'm flipping back and forth.

Just an FYI. Thanks for listening, and I hope you enjoyed our program!

For those of you who've read/followed the story, Flight 19, stay tuned. It's not dead by any means, and I apologize for the HUGEASS wait you've had to endure. I've had a lot of personal stuff get in the way of my writing over the past year, but it's being resolved. Which means new stuff coming your way soon.

As always, thank you for reading. :)

SURPRISE!

I'm well aware that I've gone off on several HiE topics recently. However, I'd like to clear up something so you don't misunderstand me.

All the things I've hammered on recently are things I HATE about typical HiE fics. I honestly support HiE fics in general because they underline one of the basics tenets of storytelling: exploration of the human condition and nature.

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Sorry, I got distracted by shiny stuff.

Next rant: The Human Commando.

Seriously? Why do 85% of the humans that end up in Equestria have ungodly combat skills? With an average world population of seven billion, the average Anon on the street knows jack shit about fighting professionally. A few scuffles in the schoolyard do not constitute unarmed combat skills, and as an armchair general, I know damn well I'd be dubious before jumping into a battlefield situation.

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Today's topic? Anonymous.

I get that this is kind of a popular meme/pun/thing at the moment, but really, if you're writing a halfway serious story, don't do this. Just...don't.

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Next rant.

INSTANT LOVE.

Okay, I know this isn't peculiar to just HiE, but it seems to get abused here. Why the hell are humans so attractive to ponies? I mean REALLY. This is a general rant more against instant love in romance fics, I guess, but jeez, dude! This weird instant attraction burns my ass.

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This is gonna be the first in a series of good-natured rants I have about the general run of HiE stories I've read. First, however, let's get some preliminary things out of the way:

1) I have no problem with HiE stories. Being that I've spent over two years co-writing one, for me to be against it would be most hypocritical, yes? And I'm not hypocritical. I'm awesome.

Moving on.

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