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Just a common PhD student who trawls the Internet each day to find terrible, TERRIBLE things.

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

It's not "definantly" or "defiantly" or "definately". It's "DEFINITELY". How can so many people get it wrong...

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Too much to write; too little time

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

Now that I'm done with all my obligations, I shall wri- oh look, a distraction!