RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Ojiwe

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

I type stories using my hands