One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

Firefighter, 911 operator/dispatcher, racing & anime fan, onetime prolific fanfic writer (in his own mind)

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Butts Butts BUTTS!

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.