All my stories end with the word "gullible." No really, check them out!

Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

I type stories using my hands

Poor by Overflow

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)