I have no idea what I'm doing. But I'm glad that you've taken the time out of your day to watch me flail around like a fish out of water. Here's hoping we're all entertained by the end...

Bleep Bloop

i like my Luna :3

Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolons.

An Avid reader and lover of truth.

Derp

;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now

Writer. What else do you need to know?

Brony. Game Show fan. Comedy fan. And much more, unless you want a fanfic author. Go elsewhere; I don't write fanfics. That is all.

Because no one expects the Chimicherrychonga to attack.

twilight is the cutest, smartest, all around best pony

Throughout Heaven and Earth, I Alone am the Honoured One

I shall vow to follow everyone.

Words have the power to both destroy and heal. When words are both true and kind, they can change our world. -The Buddha

Aerospace Engineer that sacrificed his writing for education. Worth it, but I want to continue writing again! Da pacem domine.