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Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

Or rope. I got some quality rope. Made for a man who's devoid of hope, like you are. My buddy, Michael-

My very first (self-published) book can be found on Amazon Kindle for 5 or 12 paperback! If you love dragons, give it a look! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSM7QQ2M

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?