So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

*cocks shotgun* Sombrashy is the best ship, anyone who disagrees is getting shot

You never know where the green beans are going to land.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

The greatest source of inspiration for the stories I write is my insane day dreams.

Poor by Overflow

The magic comedy hoers.

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

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Author, dreamer, adventurer, scientist, High Prince of Appledashery, and bonafide lover of sadfics and the Great American Cheeseburger.