Ponies are cute, beautiful and sexy creatures. Anyone that says other wise is either lying, or gay. Deal with it.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Confound these ponies. They drive me to write.

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.