Done.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Providing free helicopter rides demonstrates commitment bringing peace to man, one communist at a time.

British derp writer who derps and writes but mostly derps

Im just a dude here for some good writing.

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

Dead as a doornail since 2014

Writer, artist, musician, and sometimes other stuff. Like my work? Help support more via patreon!

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula