I'm just here to collect the Rent check and be on my way. I'm not "back".

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

Single white male 35

Made from 100% potato.

Something-something, witty short bio.

I'm actually a bit of a curmudgeon, but I'm very polite, so you won't even notice. Mostly just read, but maybe one day I'll get around to posting some stories.

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An enthusiastic and active fan of FiM, albeit lazy at times. Also enjoys music, games such as Halo, osu!, and most Nintendo series, and hanging out with friends.

Pleasure that we will share

I'm actually a slab of beef jerky with a top hat and a cool microphone.

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

I make what most people would call "Trollfics".

I never close this tab. So that means I'm on 24/7, usually.

Hello ladies and gentlemen!

hi my name is Robo

she/her they/them, reader more than writer these days.