♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

The creator of the Spiders and Magic universe and concept. Yay, I guess??

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

"What is better...to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" -Paarthurnax, Elder Scrolls: Skyrim

Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.