I don't do much here.

I was a Scrub for a while, until I found something more... Cachi.

I am a mechanic. Yes, I fix things. Yes, hooves are a pain in the flank at times. Damn engineer unicorns and thier fancy schmancy magic. Use your hooves you lazy jackasses.

I am simply your far-from-average 14-year-old, who happens to like MLP, Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokemon, an old anime deceptively named Bubblegum Crisis , and a ton of other odd things.

Brony in 78% Poland need more ponies and bronies. If anypony from Olsztyn or near please contact to me and i conect to other 4 bronies. Nothing else to say.

The jar is ajar

Someone who hijacked the orbital defence grid. Let's hope it doesn't have to be used.

Morbid curiosity, brings me back yet again

Mindmaster Extraordinaire!

Occupation: College Student

A tired dude.

"Perfectly Immoral Moral Person" and "Fantastical Explorer" I will not succumb to this hunger. Let these pages sate yours as well as mine. Also, I'd like longer eyelashesO_o

Can't believe you nerds actually tried to dox me because I'm better than you in a video game lol.

Hi everypony! I'm new to this website and my stories may be short but it'll be fun anyway!

If something I wrote made sense, don't worry. The problem will be resolved shortly.

Would you believe me if I said I have no idea what I'm doing?