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GET OUT OF HERE, S.U.C.K.E.R.--A review of Stalker: Southern Comfort · 10:58pm Sep 29th, 2014

You are cold and hungry. Your pockets are filled to the brim with glowing Artifacts; the coveted treasures of the Zone. As you run through the abandoned factory for the 100th time, you provoke a sneer of contempt from a familiar foe.

"Get out of here, stalker!" chides the burly guard on the catwalk above. It is his eternal refrain, regardless of whether you're entering or leaving.

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So, was anyone else at MLP-Minneapolis? · 11:12pm Jun 8th, 2014

'Cause it was pretty sweet. I managed to get some quick chats in with Andrea Libman, Michelle Creber, and M.A. Larson.

Also, my friend was commissioned to draw some suggestive artwork by a mysterious green-haired man who promptly vanished into the haze of sweat and cheeto dust. I'm pretty sure he was a ghost.

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The Definition of Insanity... · 3:02am Mar 14th, 2014

...is buying an Xbox 360 pretty much for the sole purpose of playing Dark Souls II.

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We Have No Shame (/mlp/ theme song) · 10:40pm Jan 16th, 2014

If you use a trip, do you know how much we're pissed?
(The mods are asleep, post horse vaginas)
After the Scruffening, can your dick be pleased
without precious pics of crotchteats?

I've derailed your thread a thousand times
And your waifu is far, far from fine
Pleb compared to mine

Check yourself, or Shrek is going to rape you
The dubs will evade you
And I will report you

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Some random musings on Fallout: Equestria · 7:38am Jan 6th, 2014

As I implied in another post, I've been playing some Fallout: New Vegas. Awesome game--glitchy, but once you get all your favorite mods working, it's an unforgettable experience. As I raced around in my underwear and American flag bandana while stabbing muscular men in the balls, (I'm pretty sure I was in the game when this happened) I began to reflect on That One Story with the Little Cartoon Horses that Shoot Each Other.

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Record low temperatures in Hell reported · 3:51am Jan 5th, 2014

Yes, it has happened. I have added a new chapter.

Take note of the new cover image, courtesy of Cuddlehooves. If you have an FA account, offer praise and sacrifices to this man.

Since this one introduces our evil-son-of-a-bitch antagonist, I figured it'd be appropriate to post some appropriate diabolical music.

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A preview · 11:30pm Dec 18th, 2013

Depending on how the next few days go, Terms of Employment might take a bit longer to update than expected. Fortunately, though, I've just solved a certain key story problem that had been blocking all progress until now.

Regardless, here's a little teaser for the next chapter:

“Did you hear that?”

Fear crept up my spine like a cold, slimy centipede.

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Finally Free · 12:59am Dec 13th, 2013

Yesterday I turned in my final project, thus concluding the semester and kicking off about a month of free time.

As you might guess, this bodes well for Terms of Employment. Expect a new chapter within seven days.

...although this is dependent on whether or not Fluttershy finally gets the hell out of my room.

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Concerning the delay... · 6:18pm Nov 17th, 2013

Don't worry, I don't have writer's block.

The reason why it's taking me a bit longer than expected to update Terms of Employment is because my semester is drawing to a quick close--as you might guess, this means I have some papers and projects to finish up.

Again, sorry for the delay, readers.

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New Artwork for Someone Came With Her · 1:40am May 21st, 2013

I've been in the process of commissioning Trinityinyang to do a cover image for "Someone Came With Her."
Here's the first sketches.


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