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  • 350 weeks
    GET OUT OF HERE, S.U.C.K.E.R.--A review of Stalker: Southern Comfort

    You are cold and hungry. Your pockets are filled to the brim with glowing Artifacts; the coveted treasures of the Zone. As you run through the abandoned factory for the 100th time, you provoke a sneer of contempt from a familiar foe.

    "Get out of here, stalker!" chides the burly guard on the catwalk above. It is his eternal refrain, regardless of whether you're entering or leaving.

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  • 366 weeks
    So, was anyone else at MLP-Minneapolis?

    'Cause it was pretty sweet. I managed to get some quick chats in with Andrea Libman, Michelle Creber, and M.A. Larson.

    Also, my friend was commissioned to draw some suggestive artwork by a mysterious green-haired man who promptly vanished into the haze of sweat and cheeto dust. I'm pretty sure he was a ghost.

    5 comments · 410 views
  • 378 weeks
    The Definition of Insanity...

    ...is buying an Xbox 360 pretty much for the sole purpose of playing Dark Souls II.

    6 comments · 392 views
  • 386 weeks
    We Have No Shame (/mlp/ theme song)

    If you use a trip, do you know how much we're pissed?
    (The mods are asleep, post horse vaginas)
    After the Scruffening, can your dick be pleased
    without precious pics of crotchteats?

    I've derailed your thread a thousand times
    And your waifu is far, far from fine
    Pleb compared to mine

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  • 388 weeks
    Some random musings on Fallout: Equestria

    As I implied in another post, I've been playing some Fallout: New Vegas. Awesome game--glitchy, but once you get all your favorite mods working, it's an unforgettable experience. As I raced around in my underwear and American flag bandana while stabbing muscular men in the balls, (I'm pretty sure I was in the game when this happened) I began to reflect on That One Story with the Little Cartoon

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Jan
16th
2014

We Have No Shame (/mlp/ theme song) · 10:40pm Jan 16th, 2014

If you use a trip, do you know how much we're pissed?
(The mods are asleep, post horse vaginas)
After the Scruffening, can your dick be pleased
without precious pics of crotchteats?

I've derailed your thread a thousand times
And your waifu is far, far from fine
Pleb compared to mine

Check yourself, or Shrek is going to rape you
The dubs will evade you
And I will report you
You can't go back to /pol/, they'll never reclaim you
So just blame Jews
And stay on the ride

Autistic rage runs through our brains
We have no shame

If you cum inside, things will not be the same
When you return to the board
And if you think you've won
You'll never guess
The ruse was on you all along

We're far more autistic than that Disney guy
But we, ourselves
We must pretend
we have jobs and friends

Check yourself, or Shrek is going to rape you
The dubs will evade you
And I will report you
You can't go back to /pol/, they'll never reclaim you
So just blame Jews
And stay on the ride

Autistic rage runs through our brains

Try to hide your tears
Pretend you don't get feels
Pretend you don't get feels

The magic is gone after a shitty toy deal
(Shitty toy deal)

Check yourself, or Shrek is going to rape you
The dubs will evade you
And I will report you
You can't go back to /pol/, they'll never reclaim you
So just blame Jews
And stay on the ride

Autistic rage runs through our brains

We have no shame
We have no shame
We have no shame
We have no shame
We have no shame
We have no shame
We have no shaaaaaame!

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Comments ( 7 )

Someone has too much time on their hands :rainbowwild:

1725203
Far, far too much.

Comment posted by IkioStar deleted Jan 17th, 2014

1725333 Then why aren't you writing new chapters?:trollestia: ...It was nice, anyways...

um....um, the song was good?....... The only part I am really wondering about is the "Autistic rage runs through our brains" chorus.

1734242
Just a jab at the overuse of the word "autistic" on that board.

Great song you wrote there, although the "autistic" thing is a bit offensive. Anyhow, this is a perfect representation of a site that "powers" (owns) Horse News*, which I would call the Rush Limbaugh of the Brony community.

*or as I would like to call it, Hoarse News.

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