• Member Since 22nd Apr, 2013
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Scintillance


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...Or the only one, really. It's hard to explain. But what else am I to call myself after a stroke of amnesia, and crawling out of a burial mound?

See, I was reborn in the middle of the forest without knowing where I was, who I was, what I was... well, I assumed I'm a zombie. A strange, not-rotting zombie with magical light powers. Weird, eh? well, I've been collecting a few fragments of my past as I've gone my way after my "rebirth," some mental fragments of what I could do, or used to do, and some more... "physical" fragments showing up wherever I needed them, as if something's leaving them for me on purpose... I want to know what's going on, and I'm sure that with the help of a few new friends, I know I'll find my answers.
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Right, well, GOOOOOOOOD AFTERNOOOOON BROOOONIES! or evening. or morning. or night. no not night, then y'all go to bed, and won't be bothered with this thing. Well, whatever your timezone is (must...resist urge... to say something racist...) hello! (thank celestia for general greetings) And welcome to my first attempt at a fanfic, after about one and a half forevers (or maybe two...) of never working up the courage to do anything! and yes, I am crossing this over from an RP, but hey, there''s no way I'm dumping my first, and favoritest OC down the trashcan of DOOM.

Is this a self insert? MAYBE! Romantic? MAYBE! Funny? MAYBE! Human in Equestria? PROBABLY NOT! I am making this stuff up as I go along folks, so fasten you seat belts and please do not stick your tongues out the window! (because the poor sods behind you are gonna get a face full of tongueslobber, and that's just as disgusting as it is unrelated.)

-Oh! and bonus points to Toodle Flip for being bothered with editing my nonsense!

Chapters (4)
Comments ( 14 )

Rated teen for... gore? I dunno, I'm not exactly focusing this hunkamanjaro on killing every thing alive, but I will be having a few ponies stabbed, some Fluttershys dismembered... (and when I say ponies I say Lance (for now) and when I say Fluttershys in plural, I say tons of trees and timber wolves ;D)
(for now... DUN DUN DUN! :pinkiecrazy: )

How often am I to update? I have no idea! I'm a busy bee who gets bored whenever he's not off doing something boring, so it'll be a fight between writing a chapter, reading a chapter, playing video games or attacking little children on the stre- I mean doing more homework. but, I'll definitely say if I'll ever slip into hiatus. which isn't yet. And hey, Summer's right 'round the corner, so expect some bit more out of me! :D

...But not too much... Though pressure makes diamonds, it makes fat people fart just as well.

oh, and SOMEpony please tell me me if a crossover from a pony-forum-rp actually counts as a crossover? the thought of that tag up there is burning me to 'blivion!

great concept,there aren't enough stories about sentient zombies.

That is an obnoxious synopsis.

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Obnoxious... obnoxious... one sec, lemme get my Sweetie Belle...
oh whoa, what did I do wrong? :applecry:

2495969 You're trying way too hard to be witty and unique. Just tell what the story is about in the synopsis and don't try to be all cute.

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maybe witty and unique, maybe spazzy as squirel on meth, but never before have I been described as "cute!" I shall PURGE this cuteness! ...wait, aren't ponies supposed to be cute?

OK, personal madness aside, I can see where you're getting at... and I suppose I have gone off tangent a little (a lot*), I'll get to mending up a decent synopsis then, thanks for mentioning it ^_^

this was random.i like random.i also like magnums. great guns. to me.i do like this story. and a will help hold off the grammer Nazis. with flaming nukes. fire away!!!!!

I AM ZEE GRAMMAR NAZI!!! AND I HAF COME TO... DAMNNIT!!! NO AMMO!!!

I`m kinda wanting to see where this is heading. :derpytongue2::pinkiehappy:

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Me too! ...wait I'm the one writing it... oh... um... right...

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It's like nobody understands me! :ajsmug: (:facehoof: <--the friend staring at my screen)

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WE MUST TAKE TACTICAL ADVANTAGE OF LE SITUATION! TACTICAL RETREEEEEAAAAT- wait why are we on caps lock...

Looking back, I think I've made the absolute WORST mistake in chapter three. Since when does Lyra read Sci-Fi? Or any pony for the matter... :facehoof:
Nay, I spilled nonsense over the whole dang thing...

Incoming edits for chapter three...

EDIT: edited. feel free to bother re-reading. Still weird, but hey, I'M writing it, right?

So... I don't want to push you, but where is the next chapter?

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The next chapter is... somewhere. over the rainbow. gimme a lil bit, I'm almost there!
and by there, I mean end of the school year. IB exams start tomorrow :twilightoops:
but they end on friday! :twilightsmile:
but IB exams start tomorrow :twilightoops:
And then I can do stuff again! :yay:
but tomorrow :twilightoops:

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