(Re-vamping 2022) John was the family man, the hard working son filling his missing fathers shoes. A recent turn of events have set his fate and destiny in motion. Upon meeting a shapeshifting Queen our protector might find a new family along the way
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........Baby(s)......... BABY(S)! I MUST HUG THE BABY(S)!
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I think that about sums it up.
Does or doesn't he know Chrysalis is pregnant?
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He does, but hes in a yolo state...
I swear on all I hold dear, I will not make baby jokes...
Acid, will the be chanlingesc or humanish?
2602632 technically since the ponies and other sentient creatures are anthro'd, the kids would kind of already be humanish
I think someone is pregnant or should I say somepony?
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But, but,why!!!!!!! You ruined everything waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
2602802 i really didn't ruin anything, i just told you an obvious point that was missed, the amount of humanization or changelingness that the children may or may not have is still yet to be seen
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Just leave me aloooooooooone waaaaayyyyyyyyy vgfghhjhh ggghbcffh (dies)
Dont worry, ill be back in twelve
Im gone for a tad and i hear this Revelation... woah man woah... please tell me this isnt the pair the changlings are after from the start??? Is it!
2602732 You mean somechangling.
2618258 Hey, you should check out my other story,'Writer's Block'. The description beasically descripbes what's going on.
Keep it cool, Condemned.
2618265 I'll read it when I feel like it.
Demons bro, dem demons.
2618284 It's all good, take your time.
Tis just an alternate take on this story.
2618305 So how is it going between you and Dark? You still beating the shit out of each other?
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Condemned: Well.. things have calmed down a fair bit...
Chrys and Dark are screaming in the background.
Condemned: You guys! Shut up, I'm trying to make us look stable!
Dark: What do you mean "Stable"?
Chrysalis: We're civilized individuals, why is it you refer to us as brutes?
Condemned pinches his nose and lets out a frustrated groan.
Condemned: Chrys, put the chair down. Dark, get off of the counter...
Condemned turns back towards the screen and gives a cheesy smile.
Condemned: See? Normal. Or as normal as they'll ever be.
Dark and Chrysalis: Hey! We can be perfectly normal... with time...
Condemned looks to the two and sighs.
Condemned: Yeah... normal.
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Alicon: Dude other than the 'Tactical Facepalm' I recieved you are not stable by any means, everyone is demented on one way or another.
Chrysalis: Who are you calling demented!?
Alicon: I would like to partake in the fighting just for the shits and giggles. Condemed may I join in your senseless beatings?
Chrysalis: Respond to me when I'm talking to you!
Alicon: I will watch you while you sleep my precious bug, but first I need aprovel. Condemed?
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Condemned looks to the two beside him, the queen holding the chair within her grasp, and the hooded guardian. He turns back to the new comer and thinks to himself for a moment.
Condemned: hmm.. maybe.. give me a moment.
He turns back to the Changling queen and his equestrian counterpart and signals for a group huddle. As they all file into huddle and whisper to themselves, they look to the newcomer for a brief moment and turn back to whispering.
Condemned: So, what do you guys think? Should we let him join?
Dark: I have no problem with him, well.. not yet anyway and as long as it's good with Chrysalis, it's all good with me.
Darkmoon and Condemned look to the ebony queen and in unison, raise their eyebrows.
Chrysalis: Oh yeah, leave all the decision making up to the queen, it's not like I have the constant responsibility of taking care of the hive and being forced to now make all the decisions with you two now or anything...
Condemned and Dark: Well?
Chrysalis slowly closes her eyes and lightly places the palm of her hand against her face in irritation.
Chrysalis: Alright, let's.. let's just go over some things before I decide.
Condemned: Like what?
Chrysalis: Well, what was the whole thing about "Watching me sleep" part?
Dark: Ah, come on.. in the play, I've had to do it a couple times, it may not have been done in the story, but it was there in the original draft!
Chrysalis: I know, but it was solely for the story, it was just to show that your character loved me, but it was written in the comments, not a part of the story...
Condemned: Well, I did get a little inspiration from the comments during the scene were Dark was "Comforting" you when he returned.
Chrysalis: Well, that was different, having the guards knock at the door in search of Dark's mangled body was merely put in as something whimsical, or amusing if you will.
Condemned: So, in final. What do you think?
Chrysalis: Well, I don't mean to sound rude but... no.
Condemned and dark look to each other and nod as they smile.
Condemned: Alright Alicon, you're in.
Chrysalis bounces back and raises her voice.
Chrysalis: Wait... What?
2618398 *Teleports to Condemmed's house*
Alicon: Thanks brovershield.
And Chryssy to answer you thought of me watching you while you sleep wil be just that if you keep nagging to me.
Also for you info I can't sleep well so I'll be watching.
And Dark can you come over here I have to tell you something.
*Dark walks up to Alicon*
Dark: Yes?
*Alicon's frown turns into a shit-eating grin*
Alicon: NUTSHOT!!!
*Dark falls over after getting nailed in the balls*
Alicon: Umm... I didn't know I kicked that hard.
Chrysalis: What did you do?!
*Looks at Chrysalis*
Alicon: I kicked his nuts so hard he fainted because of the pain.
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Chrysalis turns to Condemned and points over towards the cringing Darkmoon.
Chrysalis: You see! This is why I make the decisions!
Dark manages to whimper out a small groan and tries to speak up.
Dark: Yeah... we.. should.. aw damn... we should listen to her... more often..
Condemned looks to Alicon and shrugs.
Condemned: I don't know what to tell you man, well.. I guess this should suffice.
Condemned walks over to Dark and unstraps his right gauntlet and straps it to himself and aims it at Alicon.
Alicon: I didn't mean to kick him that hard! I swear!
Condemned: I'm not gonna hurt you, but I'm afraid I should be sending you on your way. Keep it cool, Condemned.
Alicon: Ha... usual end line.. wait...
Condemned hits Alicon with a teleportation spell and sends him back to whence he came and lowers his hand
Condemned: Well, that was short lived.
His thoughts were interrupted by the painful groans of Darkmoon, rolling on the floor as he grasped himself in pain. Chrysalis was knelt down beside him and held a calming hand on his shoulder.
Chrysalis: It's going to be alright, you just gotta... gotta...
She turns to Condemned and raises an eyebrow.
Chrysalis: What do guys do when this kind of thing happens?
Condemned: I don't know, me, I just die a little inside.
Chrysalis: Oh.. well in any case, this is why I make the decisions. It stops things like this from happening.
Dark slowly nods and continues to mumble small curses to himself in the fetal position.
Condemned: Ok, well.. I'm going to go visit Moon Shadow, later.
Condemned leaves the room and closes the door behind him.
Dark: ...oh.. you know.. kinda hurting here but... go on... have fun... bastard..
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Alicon: Damnit. Oh well I hope Chrysalis loves this gift.
*Sends gift which lands on Darkmoon's nuts*
Dark: Damnit not again.
Chrysalis: It's from Alicon.
*Reads Paper attached to gift*
Dark: That ass.
Chrysalis: Well it looks like he got you some morphine and painkillers just in case this landed on your nuts.
Condemmed: At least he cares.
Now lets open that puppy up.
*Chrysalis opens gift*
Chrysalis: The hell is this?
Condemmed and Dark: Oh mah god... It's a magical fucking sniper rifle!
*Condemmed and Darkmoon's jaws droped to the floor*
¤Achievement get: Sharing is Caring
*Chrysalis reads the rest of the letter*
Chrysalis: Well he says he's sorry he kicked your nuts.
Dark: Well the pain is worth the gun.
Chrysalis: And he got me chocolate. *Fangirl scream*
Condemmed: Did I get anything?
*Chrysalis rereads letter*
Chrysalis: Nope because he didn't wrong you in any way.
Condemmed: Damnit.
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Condemned: Well... shit.
Dark still cradling himself, slowly lifts himself of the ground and grabs the sniper and looks down the sights.
Dark: Aha! So worth the pain.
Condemned looks to Chrysalis and watches as she chomps down on the chocolate, savoring the flavors.
Chrysalis: So good...
Condemned: Well... shit..
Everyone stops what they're doing as the door opens behind them with a slowly creak, then it quickly bursts open.
Daylight's Break: Hey guys, what's going on?
Condemned: Ah ah ah... this is the comments to 'It's always worth the price', not 'Writer's block'. You go back there! I catch you later. hopefully.
Daylight: Aw come on, ca I at least visit for a little bit?
Condemned looks to the others and they stare at him blankly. As they nod their heads, Condemned looks back to Daylight.
Condemned: Alright, but only for a few days... We still have a story to do.
Dark: Hey, shouldn't I be there too?
Condemned: Actually yes, but not 'you' now... I'll tell you later.
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*Teleports into Condemmed's house again*
Alicon: If your really gunna bitch and complain have this Detox Auto Rifle.
Condemmed: Yay!
*Turns to look at Alicon*
What does the 'Detox' stand for?
Alicon: It poisons your enemies.
2618258 the correct word is someling
good story so far and whats if with your comments between you and alicon?
2636779 Tis' be nothing but mindless chatter my good man.
And yes, the correct term would be 'Someling'.
2636771 Well then please point out the 'pony' in somepony.
So for me it's somechangling.
To each their own.
2637009 Someling rolls off the tongue more fluently then somechangling, it would be hard to work somechangling into a sentence, though not for someling.
2638071 Eh, oh well.